1000 Funny Jokes

33) who did you get that hair from?!

It's the first day of school.

The school bus stops and a little blonde girl gets on. The bus driver says, "Oh, what a darling little girl! Where did you get those blonde curls?"

The little girl replies, "From my mom!"

At the next stop a little redhead gets on. The bus driver says, "Oh, you lovely thing! Where ever did you get those gorgeous strawberry curls?"

"I look just like my dad!" says the second girl.

At the next stop, a girl with green hair gets on. The bus driver is a little shocked, but she pulls herself together and says "My, what unusual green hair! Where did you get it from?"

All in one motion, the girl puts the heel of her hand at her chin, and pushes upward as she produces an enormous, juicy "Sneeee-r-r-r-rk!" sound from her nose. Continuing with her whole hand flat on her forehead, she pushes upward and backwards, running her fingers through her hair.

Finally, she drops her hand and says, innocently, "No idea!"

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