I know, hating is all wrong and it only roots bitterness into your heart, but she's a bitch nonetheless!
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When envy and jealousy takes the form of a human being, and of one wearing skirts -too short to say- it's her I only think about. Not only she envied me, she wished to have everything I had or to do everything she knew I did. Same car, same clothes, same shoes (and that's what I hated the most of her), same hair color, same work... Same guy. Yes, in the last two she was quite successful, although both were ephemeral on her, one was a matter of going to the salon, and for the guy thing, well... She's a bitch!
It was an affair that costed my matrimony but in the end that was what she wanted. Yes, I told you, SHE'S A BITCH! My husband cheated on me with HER, and there's someone who says, 'all men do that' or the even the sillier 'put the other cheek'... WTF! All men can do that, maybe, but why the f*ck it had to be precisely with the wench I hated the most! Put the other cheek my @€(;()$&@/:;$!!! 😡😠😤🤐🖕
So I send both to Hell and tried keep it up with my life. We got divorced and like every woman do when faces a breakout... I cut my hair, worked out in the gym and bought more shoes... finished my masters and began dating a doctor (after crying a sea of tears every night for a few months).
That affair lasted what lasts an earthquake, after she found out he was not as grandiose as my shoes were! No man is better than shoes and buying them in pairs you definitely get more for the price.
A few years after, karma played its best. He came begging on his knees after being dumped. And it was glorious... Yeah it was.
And we got married again and lived happily ever after... Until one day. Didn't I tell you she always wanted to have everything I had?
One fine morning, first day of school in August, with a huge grin on my face I greeted everyone at work. I sashayed towards the faculty room, shaking hands everybody when I heard it... when I heard her.
"Good morning", she said in her sultry hideous voice.
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I felt how a cold electric current went up my spine and stopped on my face, heating and making me flush. I turned around to meet her mouth curving up in the form of a mocking mischievous grin. "Good morning", I replied. Was it the time to put my other cheek? However, I was taught manners: like greeting people and never steal other woman's guy.
I left right away to my room, it felt so heavy to breathe... And my open hand was shaking, craving to land in someone's face. But I walked out of that room.
In my classroom I bit my nails, wondering what the f*ck was that witch doing in the school I worked. And when I thought things couldn't get worst, the principal entered into my classroom... WITH HER.
"Good Morning, Mrs. Irizarry", he greeted me as he stepped in and walked towards my desk WITH HER by his side. I swallowed the sour lump in my throat and faked a smile, a very tense smile. "She's gonna work as a student's assistant, a student who will be part of your home group. She says she knows you, so I brought her here, maybe you can help her, explaining her duties." The man turned on his heel and left... Us... there.
No! Please don't... go. I screamed, only in my mind. I breathed and counted to ten almost to hyperventilate, scissors in hand, frowning at her who stood in front of me with an expression of triumph on her face.
God was testing my... what?
Those were going to be the longest four months of my life.
***Based in a true story. I'm gonna tag a few girls here and I'll leave that question open. What would you do in that situation?
