"Caaake!" I cried. "I want to kill more monsters!"
"So go find some." She said as she stirred whatever was in the bowl.
"I can't..." I whined
"Why not?" She put her hand on her hip.
"Because I'm too lazy." I slumped even more on the couch, watching my stomach look bigger the more I slumped.
"Why don't you hang out with Gumball, Flame Prince? Or LSP? Maybe Turtle Prince? See what the Ice Queen is up to?"
"I notice you fail to mention Marshall Lee."
"I didn't fail. I hate that boy, he is going to hurt you if you go near him." She said as she went back to stirring.
"You used to like him." I countered
"That was before he kidnapped me." She said all matter-of-factly.
"He was kidding!" I cried as I sat up.
"He faked his own death!" She yelled.
"Once again, joke!"
"Wasn't a joke to you at the time, you punched him in the face."
"Only because of what he said." I sighed remembering the night that I refer in my mind as Bad Little Boy. The night he faked his death to get me to say I loved him after we sang on stage. We were cool now though, he apologized after I beat him up.
"Whatever, just don't go near him unless I'm around, that's a rule."
Great, a rule. Cake had plenty of rules; Don't do tier 15 (I don't know what this even is so it doesn't bother me), Don't go into the Night O' Sphere unless she's around, don't accept to be the tester of any of Gumball's experiments until he's completely sure I won't die. Those are the okay rules that I follow. But there are some stupid ones. Like, don't play with knives (Oh, because swords are so much better [note sarcasm]) or who could forget, don't play with fire.... I dated the Flame Prince. Did you catch that? Flame. That is fire, yet I can't "play with fire".
"I got it." I sighed.
I got off my lazy butt and headed towards the door. It swung open before I could even reach for the handle. Standing there was Lord Monochromicorn (is that how you spell it?)
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"Uhhhh..." I looked at him confusion twisted my face. There were only two people who knew what he was saying in Ooo, and that was Cake and Gumball. "Hello?"
Cake stepped out from behind me. "Nice guess sweetie." She said, referring to my reply. "He said 'Hello, Fionna'. "
"I'm just gonna head out now." I said, slipping past her and her boyfriend making out. I quickly grabbed my pack, which was by the door and ran outside. I made it to the cave after about five minutes of jogging. This is how I broke the first rule, 'Don't go to Marshall's unless Cake's around'. Pffft, who cares about that rule? We're buddies!
As I neared to pink house, (that had moss growing up the sides but looked surprisingly cozy for a vampire) I heard music pouring from inside. I listened closely to the words, because Marshall had the most wonderful singing voice. It was deep and beautiful.
"You're way too beautiful girl, that's why it'll never work. You'll have me suicidal, suicidal when you it's over. Damn all these beautiful girls. They only wanna do you dirt. They'll have you suicidal, suicidal when they say it's over." He picked up pace a little. "You see it started at the park, I used to chill there after dark. Oh when you took my heart. That's when we fell apart. Cause we both thought, that love lasts forever." The speed picked up a tiny bit more, but it was still noticeable. "They say we're too young to get ourselves sprung, ooh we didn't care, we made it very clear. Oh they also said that we couldn't last together." He stopped, knowing him it was to write something down
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Breaking The Rules (Fiolee)
Hayran KurguFionna is sick and tired of the rules Cake likes to set up for her. She feels trapped, like a child in their play pins. Maybe breaking just a few wouldn't hurt... But breaking the rule of "Don't go near Marshall when I'm not around" went a little to...