Zodiac Oneshots

LOVE TRIANGLE!

Sagittarius (f) x Leo (m) x Scorpio (m)-dedicated to NiceButtLouis

By the way, thank you for the lovely note about me getting better! More updates soon!

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*You'll get the pun if you look at the person who requested

Sagittarius POV :

It was Monday and I was already done with my week, Professor Libra had given us a mountain of homework within the minute we made it into the school BUILDING, much less his actual classroom. And by the time he stopped lecturing about the upcoming tests I was late to gym and Professor Aries (somehow, I don't know how he was not just a teacher, but a PROFESSOR) made me run around the track ten times and do fifteen push ups in between each lap. When school was over I was so ready to leave I barely noticed how silent Leo and Scorpio had been. Most of the time, her two best friends would be arguing and Scorpio somehow insulting Leo's pride by saying "Nice butt Leo*".

But not a word had passed between the two. For hours. In fact, as I thought about it, they had barely interacted all day.

We slowed to a stop before the maple tree with our tree house in it, me stopping the boys as they were going to climb up.

"Alright you two, now explain to me what is going on he-"I was cut off as Leo smashed his lips into mine before darting up the tree.

My face flushed as an angry red Scorpio howled after Leo, "Leo!!!"

They chased each other around the tree house like monkeys, acting like one had a banana that the other wanted. I shouted at them to get down when suddenly Scorpio slipped on the ladder, Leo tumbling down with him. They twisted and stretched and tangled the rope ladder and it wrapped together like a cocoon around a butterfly. Their bodies were intertwined on the ground, Scorpio on top of Leo with his mouth on his, both of their faces a bright pink.

"WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU GUYS DOING." I fumed tugging at the ropes,"Get out and explain as to why both of my best friends are gay and didn't tell me."

As they untangled themselves, Leo began, "Sagittarius you misunderstood, we're not g-"

Scorpio, tangled in the ropes of the ladder and trying to escape, ended up grinding their crotches together, causing Leo to let out a slight moan of pleasure. I cocked an eyebrow at his forgotten statement, daring him to continue. Scorpio sighed.

"We're not gay, "Scorpio stated, "we're bi-sexual. And this doofus-"

He pointed at Leo before continuing, "-violated our agreement of confessing to you and waiting for an answer before taking your first kiss."

"Sorry! She's adorable when she's angry!" Leo put his hands up in defeat.

I face palmed and shook my head, "Dear lord you two are so stupid."

They gave me a questioning look, "HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ABLE TO TELL I'VE LIKED SINCE LIKE, THE SEVENTH GRADE. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS HAD BRAINS."

They grinned and came in for a giant, warm hug, along with a couple of kisses. Man, I fell in love with two dorkish idiots, well MY dorkish idiots.

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What the heck guys, I'm gone for like, weeks at a time and I look back and it's 7.6k reads. Seriously I've been trying to write this for twenty minutes but I've just been staring at the number. I mean, wow, this is the best thing that's happened to me! As always leave requests below, though I am writing some now so it may take me some time. À plus tard mes beignets!

~Unicorn