This is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them.
- 1st Book -
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The Signs As Quotes From Our FriendsAries:*pokes calf* "It's Morse code, I'm telling your thigh I love it."Taurus:"Your brain is my spirit animal."Gemini:"You can have a hoe as long as you pay them."Cancer:"It's a rhythm seizure!"Leo:"GOODNIGHT YOU CUM DUMPSTER"Virgo:"Make (insert name of our school) great again!"Libra:"Kawaii-Trump!"Scorpio:"Watch out for the assassin in your closet- oh wait, you're in there with him."Sagittarius:"All I did was put hand sanitizer in my hand and lit it."Capricorn:"I'm not homophobic, just sarcastic."Aquarius:"*gets the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to clean up the awkward*"Pisces:"I thought penguins quacked...."
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