The signs as stereotypical office workers
Aries: The family wo/man. their entire workplace is lined with pictures of their "angels"
Taurus: The lazy shit™. Never does their work on time and has a desk messier than 2016 as a whole.
Gemini: The boss. Never fully does their job, gets away with almost everything
Cancer: The intern. Always picked on and usually gets work dumped on them.
Leo: The prankster. always pulling gags like stapler in jello or air-horn "febreeze"
Virgo: The only sane one. actually does their job like how their supposed to
Libra: The bitch. everyone hates them, bc they always act superior
Scorpio: The sassy ass. Everyone loves the sassy remarks except when its directed at them.
Sagittarius: The miracle. Has no fucking clue how to do their job and its a miracle they got it, or even still have it
Capricorn: The bat-shit crazy. wild and widely terrifying bc something is up with them
Aquarius: The sweetie. Everyone adores them but everyone kinda takes them for granted
Pisces: The lunch snacher. always stealing food, widely hated but no one knows who it is.
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♠Zodiac Signs♠
RandomThis is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them. - 1st Book - ...
