Why are they up early?Aries: finishing tasks that should be done ages ago cos they procrastinatedTaurus: eat pre-breakfast then go back to sleep for the real time breakfast laterGemini: make sure their preferred persona will be the one to fully wake up laterCancer: their pets are nonchalantly sleeping on their face, chest, and groinLeo: make sure that they actually got home alive after partying hard last nightVirgo: forced and slaved to because they're the alarm clock of their whole householdLibra: checking if the next doom's day is already happening cos they're tired nowScorpio: finishing some "tasks" cos they fell asleep while masturbating last nightSagittarius: they wanna start doing the list of their talents to wake others upCapricorn: drink pre-coffee ritual then sleep again for the real coffee ritualAquarius: checking if the planet was already being invaded by extra terrestrialsPisces: make sure they don't miss events and updates on their mobile games
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♠Zodiac Signs♠
De TodoThis is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them. - 1st Book - ...
