The signs as comebacks/insults
Aries : Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.
Taurus : You only annoy me when you're breathing, really.
Gemini : Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
Cancer: Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.
Leo : Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
Virgo: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
Libra : Do your parents even realize they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?
Scorpio : Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd gotten enough oxygen at birth?
Sagittarius : Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?
Capricorn : There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
Aquarius: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
Pisces : Some day you'll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
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RandomThis is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them. - 1st Book - ...
