~The Signs...~

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The signs as essential school supplies

Aries: pen to stab a bitch who talking shit

Taurus: fuckboy repellent

Gemini: earphones

Cancer: triplus 30 pack fine liners to make the hoes jealous

Leo: phone charger

Virgo: paracetamol

Libra: ruler to smack a bitch

Scorpio: gum

Sagittarius: water to fulfil them thirsty hoes

Capricorn: coloured pencils for cheeky doodles

Aquarius: scissors to cut an annoying bitch

Pisces: pillow

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The signs as most to least bitchy


Leo


Scorpio


Aries

Capricorn 


Gemini


Sagittarius


Libra


Taurus


Virgo 


Cancer


Aquarius


Pisces

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The signs on FaceTime

Looks at the other person: Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini, Sagittarius

Looks at themselves: Aries, Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Taurus, Aquarius

What the signs spend all their money on

Food: Sagittarius, Taurus, Capricorn

Books: Gemini, Aquarius, Virgo

Clothes: Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Leo

They don't: Pisces, Cancer

The signs as The Weeknd songs

The Hills: Taurus, Sagittarius

Earned it: Cancer, Pisces

Or nah: Scorpio, Capricorn

Shameless: Aries, Libra

Often: Leo, Gemini

Can't feel my face: Virgo, Aquarius

The signs and texting

Fits everything into one text: Aries, Leo, Taurus, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Libra

Sends multiple texts: VIRGO, Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini

The signs as words they use too much

Aries: man

Taurus: dude

Gemini: sucks for you

Cancer: trueeee

Leo: same

Virgo: like

Libra: lol

Scorpio: whatever

Sagittarius: basically

Capricorn: literally

Aquarius: meh

Pisces: for sure

What the signs are doing in the middle of the night

Aries: raiding the fridge

Taurus: doing homework due in the next day

Gemini: on tumblr

Cancer: fast asleep

Leo: drawing

Virgo: watching anime

Scorpio: playing playstation

Sagittarius: listening to music

Capricorn: sleeping

Aquarius: doodling

Pisces: dreaming

The signs as emojis

😎: Gemini, Capricorn, Taurus

😏: Cancer, Aries, Scorpio

☺️: Virgo, Sagittarius, Libra

😈: Aquarius, Pisces, Leo

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Top 5 signs that are easiest to annoy

•Cancer

•Aries

•Capricorn

•Leo

•Scorpio

Top 6 best kissers

•Aries

•Gemini

•Leo

•Sagittarius

•Aquarius

•Scorpio

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