The signs as essential school supplies
Aries: pen to stab a bitch who talking shit
Taurus: fuckboy repellent
Gemini: earphones
Cancer: triplus 30 pack fine liners to make the hoes jealous
Leo: phone charger
Virgo: paracetamol
Libra: ruler to smack a bitch
Scorpio: gum
Sagittarius: water to fulfil them thirsty hoes
Capricorn: coloured pencils for cheeky doodles
Aquarius: scissors to cut an annoying bitch
Pisces: pillow
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The signs as most to least bitchy
Leo
Scorpio
Aries
Capricorn
Gemini
Sagittarius
Libra
Taurus
Virgo
Cancer
Aquarius
Pisces
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The signs on FaceTime
Looks at the other person: Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini, Sagittarius
Looks at themselves: Aries, Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Taurus, Aquarius
What the signs spend all their money on
Food: Sagittarius, Taurus, Capricorn
Books: Gemini, Aquarius, Virgo
Clothes: Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Leo
They don't: Pisces, Cancer
The signs as The Weeknd songs
The Hills: Taurus, Sagittarius
Earned it: Cancer, Pisces
Or nah: Scorpio, Capricorn
Shameless: Aries, Libra
Often: Leo, Gemini
Can't feel my face: Virgo, Aquarius
The signs and texting
Fits everything into one text: Aries, Leo, Taurus, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Libra
Sends multiple texts: VIRGO, Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini
The signs as words they use too much
Aries: man
Taurus: dude
Gemini: sucks for you
Cancer: trueeee
Leo: same
Virgo: like
Libra: lol
Scorpio: whatever
Sagittarius: basically
Capricorn: literally
Aquarius: meh
Pisces: for sure
What the signs are doing in the middle of the night
Aries: raiding the fridge
Taurus: doing homework due in the next day
Gemini: on tumblr
Cancer: fast asleep
Leo: drawing
Virgo: watching anime
Scorpio: playing playstation
Sagittarius: listening to music
Capricorn: sleeping
Aquarius: doodling
Pisces: dreaming
The signs as emojis
😎: Gemini, Capricorn, Taurus
😏: Cancer, Aries, Scorpio
☺️: Virgo, Sagittarius, Libra
😈: Aquarius, Pisces, Leo
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Top 5 signs that are easiest to annoy
•Cancer
•Aries
•Capricorn
•Leo
•Scorpio
Top 6 best kissers
•Aries
•Gemini
•Leo
•Sagittarius
•Aquarius
•Scorpio
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♠Zodiac Signs♠
RandomThis is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them. - 1st Book - ...