the signs as Pokemon Go players
aries: gets really heated about turf wars between teams
taurus: lives in a rural area and has the joy of going miles for a pokestop and possibly getting murdered
gemini: Team Yellow
cancer: has spent Real Money in the shop to buy supplies
leo: has caught their starter and maybe a few other pokemon but generally forgot about the app already
virgo: is the leader of ten gyms with their ridiculously overleveled pokemon. like dude how the game hasnt even been out for a week
libra: uses modules and lures to avoid traveling as much
scorpio: only needs to use one pokeball per capture on a pokemon
sagittarius: is constantly experiencing server errors and GPS connectivity issues
capricorn: has a team composed entirely of zubats
aquarius: uses pokemon go while driving
pisces: only. hatches. eggs. there is only egg
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♠Zodiac Signs♠
RandomThis is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them. - 1st Book - ...
