The signs watching the Presidential Debate!!
Aries: Isn't - literally just looking up memes ABOUT the debate
Taurus: *passionately supports bernie to the bitter end*
Gemini: hahaha idk they both fake as fuck america's screwed
Cancer: "....did trump even answer the questions or did he just-"
Leo: is the one MAKING the memes about the debate
Virgo: "I'm literally only watching this bc my teacher said she'd give me extra credit if i could write a half-page summary on this"
Libra: "mexico's ass isn't paying for a damn wall fuq u mean trump"
Scorpio: "the way trump answered his questions are the way i answer online writing assignments when they're due in like 2 minutes"
Sagittarius: "Where were all u bernie fans when he needed you most"
Capricorn: "Ok but if i bribed the government with enough money maybe we can make obama president for life ??????"
Aquarius: "this is why we can't have nice things"
Pisces: *laughs, but starts crying after realizing that one of these two candidates would become the next leader of america*
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♠Zodiac Signs♠
RandomThis is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them. - 1st Book - ...
