Why the Zodiac Signs don't reply to your texts.
Aries: Taking pictures with the highest aesthetic level in the world or they're baking the cutest mini cookies, each with a special theme, to give to all of their friends on special occasions.
Taurus: Living their second life that no one knows about or excelling, at like, 100 sports at the same time because they're just THAT good.
Gemini: Not in the mood for anyone when they'd rather be screaming song lyrics at the top of their lungs or they're busy making sushi.
Cancer: Ignoring you because you left them on read so their feelings are hurt (very badly). They're trying to give you a taste of your own medicine (usually fails at this) or they're busy crying because life has hit them hard.
Leo: Either sleeping till 2 in the afternoon or just scrolling on Tumblr without any self control to stop.
Virgo: Busy cuddling with their thousands of pets and would rather nap with all of them than deal with the stress of life or they're out travelling the world.
Libra: They'll always reply to your texts within a matter of minutes because they're never seen without their cellular device.
Scorpio: Making plans to fight a b**ch or going out to party till the cows come home!
Sagittarius: They're carrying too much food and too busy eating it or they just want to be alone (and eat) than do anything else.
Capricorn: Living that no wifi life at home and there's no way they'd waste their data on messages, it needs to be saved to look up memes or they're just gone ??? no one knows where they go ???
Aquarius: Sleeping, sleeping and some more sleeping. Also on Tumblr.
Pisces: Out on an extravagant date with their significant other or watching videos that make no sense but it drags them into an endless spiral.
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RandomThis is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them. - 1st Book - ...
