This is just a book about the Zodiac Signs. It will include random things from Tumblr and others. - Not from me - Some will be close or the same as other authors. That doesn't mean I took it from them.
- 1st Book -
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Aries: Plant flowers leading up to a Venus flytrap where the prettiest flower will be set and they'll walk up close enough to admire it and be engulfed.
Taurus: You can't catch a Taurus, they'll blast you with pepper spray and probably fight you so just don't even try.
Gemini: Lead them into a McDonald's and let them crawl into the kiddie's play area where they'll fall into a depth of smelly feet.
Cancer: Build a store dedicated to socks and socks alone.
Leo: Spend the night in a club and the one who drops their ass in a circle the most is a Leo.
Virgo: They'll be the ones wearing a "Free Hugs" sign so hug them and their sign and you'll be happy.
Libra: Put some carrots in a stable and they'll eat it with their horse and BOOM, you've got em.
Scorpio: The love of their life has already captured their heart so it's probably no use, find yourself another buddy.
Sagittarius: Make a loud pterodactyl screech and they'll respond with a better, even louder one.
Capricorn: Start some unnecessary drama and a Capricorn will be the number one supporter, cheering them all on.
Aquarius: They're probably sitting under your bed already, don't worry.
Pisces: Make a trail of cat food leading up to a castle of cats and YouTube videos and just keep them there forever.
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