I Could Just Be Happy

Lied

*Cartman*

I ran home bare footed and without putting my coat on. So in retrospect, I looked like a fat man who can't come to terms with the fact that he's fat and the fact that it is winter outside.

I felt ugly in this moment though, Kahl vomited right after touching me for just a small amount time. But, surely enough I did make it home. On the contrary, Mam wasn't home. She must of been with her 'customers'. But, I did see Butters sitting on my steps to my home.

He was covering his nose. Because I was running, I may have almost ran over Butters. But, I did help him up and tried to get him to go home.

Butters stood in front of me, covering his nose. Something drip from it. I didn't want to know what it was. I don't care what it is or how it happened. I needed to be alone. Cause I am revolting some people. Sometimes someone's boyfriend has to make the other give the idea to hang out with said revolting person.

"Go home, Butters. I just need to be alone for right now. I feel gross." I muttered and allowed myself in.

Then Butters started to beg to let me keep him for the night. It got annoying so quickly. I said yes. Maybe he's just want to play his dumb game and I could get some rest.

So, we went in side and the first thing I did was take that stupid shirt off and change into my usual blue. I did it in front of Butters. It wouldn't of been weird, right? He knows I'm trying to lose weight.

Butters stared at me, I don't know with what, it was kinda like the look Kahl gave me earlier. I don't trust that look. So, I didn't utter a word. I took a seat and Butters took a seat beside me, then snuggled up to me. Then I realized that liquid coming from his nose was blood.

So, I picked up the cancer shirt and cleaned him up. Butters kept moving closer and I could of sworn that look in his eyes got strong by each wipe and wrap of his nose. Then I moved and got him some pain meds and a soda.

I handed them over and he took them and immediately cuddled up to me. I sighed and wrapped my arm around his shoulder, giving into his gayness. Butters gave my neck a kiss. I shivered and stared at him. He looked back with the same look as before. I shook my head and looked away.

I stared the TV. A old rerun of Phillip and Terrence played. I swallowed as he nuzzled his face into my neck.

"Did you get into a fight with a tree branch? I bet the branch won." I muttered, trying to keep my attention on the farting duo.

Butters let out a breathy giggle. "Oh, Eric. You could say that. But, he was a bit bigger than a twig. And I won."

He actually fought someone and won. Damn Butters. Bonus points for you.

I smiled. "Please don't tell me it was Jimmy. He's a cripple, Butters. You don't go around beatin' up cripples just because you wanna." I teased, pulling him close and I was about to give him a noogy.

Butters whined softly. "No! Eric! It was Kenny! I would never beat up Jimmy. He's strong! And I like him. Kenny was telling Stan, Kyle and I about how he fucked you while you were drunk."

I stopped messing with Butters, and he eased himself back into my arms. "I-I'm sorry I beat up your best friend, But I just needed to defend your honor. He went into details, I just got so jealous and worked up and... I'm sorry Eric. Don't hate me, please. "

I held Butters close to me. He wanted to defend my honor, clear my name. And Kenny told everyone about it. Kyle must of thought I was being a huge slut. Kyle thinks I am disgusting because I slept with McCormick. Fuck my life. Fuck Kenny. Screw Kenny. Not like I needed him anyway. I just need to clear my name with Kyle and he'll finally understand!

I stood up, I picked up Butters and spun him and have him a kiss on the lips. He deserve it!

Then I pulled away and then that look was stronger than ever.
"I think I'd do just about anything for you, Eric Cartman."

I couldn't help but blush and pull the little bastard on my lap and we sat there until Mam came home and had to call The Scotches and see if it was okay for Butters to stay over. They fortunately said no and that Butters is getting grounded.

So, what does Butters do right in front of Mam when getting that info? He kisses me, full force on the lips. I freakout and Mam smiled. Then Butters pulled away.

"It was wonderful being over, hope we have a snow day tomorrow. " Then left and I went to bed without another word to my mother.