I Could Just Be Happy

Snow Day

*Cartman*
I woke up at eleven o clock this morning and I knew it was a snow day, cause Mam wouldn't let me sleep in on a normal day.

So I got up and went down stairs, maybe me and Mam could watch some TV together before I get to working out and also my ass still hurts. Maybe she'll have a thing or two for pain.

 I attempt to walk down stairs, but the burning is getting unbearable. But, I do make it down and Mam is with one of her 'customers'. Fabulous. So instead, I suck it up, get my tea and get dressed for a hike.

Right when I walk outside I see Kyle, Stan, Butters, and Kenny. They're acrossed the street, chatting and they haven't noticed me yet, and I put in my ear buds. Maybe they will leave me alone if I have my ear buds in.

I take the way that is farther from them, I do a light jog and turn on the music. This makes my ass hurt so much more. But, I don't stop.  Timmy and Jimmy are in front of me. I dodge them and I hear Jimmy call after me and I look back at him. Kyle Stan, Butters and Kenny are after me.

Damn it.

So I look ahead and I nearly run over Kahl's little brother Ike and Craig's little sister Ruby. I apologize to them and dodge them. I attempt to run faster, my knees start to buckle and my ass hurts so much more, it feels as if I am being torn in half. But, I don't stop. I keep trying to run and I look in the corner of my eye, Stan is gaining on me. Fuck! Maybe I can lose them in the woods and that is exactly what I attempt. I take a turn off of the trail. I feel a sudden stop and then I am falling down a large hill of snow.

Cold snow wrapping around me, and I nearly fall into the frozen lake. The ear buds were torn out of my ears and I could clearly hear the yells of my friends.

Stan stood up at the top of the hill and looked down at me and then yelled: "Don't move Cartman! I'm comin' to help you!" Then went sprinting down the hill and Kyle was close behind him. I tried to get up, it was purely struggle. I couldn't get up, the only possible way I could get up would be by rolling over onto the frozen lake. That's exactly what I did and it was the wrong choice to do, because my fat ass broke the damn ice.

Thus I fell into ice cold water, I didn't even think to hold my breath, so I sunk and attempted to swim back to the top and I did, and the best part of it all was when I came up to the top: gasping and panting for air, Kyle pulled me out and held me to his chest.

I took in everything that I could about the Jew boy, he smelt like pure lilac flowers. His green coat is very soft, he is oddly muscular and I felt like I was on cloud nine in his arms. But, that soon ended when I was pulled into Butters' arms. He was freaking the hell out and what did I do? I pulled away.

I stood up and coughed and picked up the iPod that was buried beneath the snow. It still works but I was spun around by my favorite red head. His beautiful green eyes stared into mine and I started to get a bad feeling in my gut, cause his eyes didn't say angry or pissed but more of a concern and kinda warmness. I don't know what it is or what it means but that is the kinda look he gives Stan. I felt my knees buckle and I almost fell, but I felt certain skinny arms wrap around me. Kenny. I attempted to pull away from Kenny and Kyle. Maybe I can make a break for it, make it home and hide away in my room. That's what I tried to do.

Kenny let go, but Jew boy was being persistent. He didn't let go.  I yanked away one more time and I was set free, but Kyle tackled me, sat on my plush and soft stomach. I really wanted to scream. Maybe rape? That might get someone's damn attention. I opened my mouth and took a large breath.

"RA-" I screamed, but Kahl put his hand over my mouth. Then looked up at his boyfriend.

"Me and Cartman are gonna play some videogames at my place," He stated simply.