One Direction Preferences

#3 He gives your son the "talk"

Authors Note: Harry's is sorta long and really weird. Don't even ask.... ;)

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#3 He gives your son the "talk"

Louis: Your son Lucas is 14 years old and you think it's time Louis gave him the talk. "Louis just go and give him the talk Now!" You exclaim. "Do I have to babe?" "Yes!" You say. "Go now". Louis heads out of the room dragging his feet as he walks up stairs into his sons room. (Louis POV)

As I'm outside Lucas's room, I hear faint moaning. Me being stupid I open the door and ask "Are you okay lu---" he more than okay. He is laying on his bed doing ummm ya that. He scrambles up his boxers."I-I-I'm sorry d-dad." Lucas stutters "No, I'm sorry for not knocking" I say. "Your mom told me to give you the talk but I guess you don't need it. Just don't have sex and keep using your hand" I walk out of his room leaving him blushing and flustered.

Harry: After this morning finding your 13 year old son, Drew's, Wet boxers in the laundry room you knew Harry needed to give him the talk. Harry opens the front door and walks into your shared house after being at the studio for a few hours recording songs for their new album Midnight memories. You immediately rush over to Harry and say "Drew needs the talk." "What? Why? Why now?" Harry asks as he scrunches his eyebrows in confusion. "When I was doing the laundry this morning his boxers where sort of - you know,wet" You say, suddenly feeling uncomfortable. "Umm okay I will" He says, "Gimme the boxers though" he says. "Eww why?" You say grossly. "He's not gonna tell the truth" He says calmly. Your still confused but you tell him where they are. (Harry's POV)

After fetching the boxers and hiding them behind my back, I knock on Drew's door and walk in. "Drew we need to talk" I say as I sit down on his bed. "Am I in trouble?" He asks. "Nope. Have you ummm had umm wet dreams yet?" I say awkwardly. Drew starts turning pink. "Y-yeah" He says looking down. "'Guess I didn't need the boxers'" I think. "There's nothing wrong with that ok? Your going to go through umm a lot of changes. Hairs going to- never mind. Just your going to have urges and if you do, come talk to me yeah? I've gone through it too."

Drew get even pinker and says yes. As I stand up to leave I show him his boxers and say "Oh by the way Drew, don't leave your wet boxers in the laundry room"

Zayn: (Zayns POV) I was sitting on my son, Kyle's, bed as I am giving him the talk I wished I never had to give. "Okay, so I'm not going to go in dept but your 15 and you probably already started but but you are going to change and stuff and sometimes it will be awkward but it's okay." I ramble on and on. "Your going to want to umm like hook up with people but your too young, use your hand. Speaking of that, have you umm, you know, masturbated before?" Kyle blushes and looks down, not answering me. "It's okay if you do. If you don't that would be weird." I explain calmly. " I- I umm have" Drew stutters quietly. "Don't worry. Nothing to be embarrassed about. Go to bed its late. Good night, see you in the morning!" I exclaim. "That was awkward" I think as I stand up from his bed and walk out the door.

Liam: (Liams POV)

(Y/N) insist I give our son the talk. He's only 12! (Y/N) is gone a business trip so it's just me and Ty (Tyler). "Do you know about sex yet?" I ask him at dinner. He nearly chokes on his food but rudely says "Yes I do and I don't want to talk" "We need to. You need to know about puberty and all the changes you'll go through. Can I continue?" "Yes" Ty groans. "I hope you don't mind that I'm not going really in depth. This shouldn't be awkward. Okay, your going to start growing hair in lots of places. If you get a lot it's okay. You'll get boners, uh I mean erections, for no apparent reason and it will be embarrassing but realize everyone goes through it. At some point you will have lots of urges to want to hook up, have sex. You should wait until your really ready. If the urges are to much and you need relief you can........um masturbate; which you probably already know what it is. Everything clear?" I ask. "Yep. That's gross" Tyler says. "Hey don't blame me. Your mom wanted me to tell you this." Ty turns a very dark shade of pink and continues eating.

Niall: (Niall's POV) I walk in to my 14 year old son, James' room

and say "Your going to want to do it but don't. Wank instead. Okay good talk."

I walk out leaving James really confused.