(A.N: they're just texting now so it's back to their actual names/shortened nicknames rather than usernames)
Mel: Be careful in Vegas ;)
Mike: No promises
Mel: Michael I swear to god I will disown you if you catch an STD from a monkey or something.
Mike: Again, no promises ;)
Mel: Clifford....
Mike: Jones....
Mel: Please just have fun and stay safe, ok?
Mike: I pinky promise I will be responsible Mel.
Mel: good, I've become too attached to you now for you to screw up.
Mike: oh melanie, you're breaking my heart, you're shaking my confidence
Mel: shut up loser
Mike: love u too honey xx
Mel: I hate chu
Mike: u love me
Mike: don't lie to urself
Mel: uhuh whatever I gotta sleep cause it's 4am, night loser
Mike: nanight, lub chu!