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Barney x Male!Reader

IT WAS REQUESTED, NOW ITS HERE!
Barney X Male!Reader smut! Now this is a bit unorthodox. I actually had HELP on this one! The bolded part of the story was written by Iampickels and the blowjob thing was his idea. Enjoy y'all kinky fucks.

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We were at the carnival. The beams of multicolored lights reflected off of his eyes. It was about 7:30 and the sun was setting. The carnival closes at 10 so we had time to do some fuckery. He practically pushed me down the walkway towards the Ferris wheel. He was eager to do something but I couldn't figure out what. As we boarded our little car, Barney had a look in his eye that I had never seen before. His usual overjoyed childish light, but also a mischievous glint. And immediately I knew he was planning something. He was probably going to pull a prank on me for the channel again. As soon as we sat down I started looking around for cameras hidden on the walls or my boyfriend.

Soon the ride started, slowly lifting us up into the air. From the windows of our car, we had a beautiful view of the sun setting over Bellevue. Slowly, we reached the very top of the ride. Just as we were about to descend from the peak of the ride, our car lurched to a stop, making me release a startled squeak.

"Huh." He muttered. "I guess the ride stopped." All I could do was nod like an idiot. I always had a hard time processing things and putting words together. I've never been sure if that was because of an unknown disability I have, or simply because I'm fucking stupid.

So we sat there in Owkward silence for a moment. Him staring out at the sunset. Me ogling at him like a moron. Admiring the profile view of his face. He has such large lips. The fans are always talking about what gorgeous eyes he has, and I have to agree. But how could they never notice those huge, sensual lips he has? Truly, they are a gift from god.

"You're beautiful, you know that, right?" He says suddenly, startling you. And for a moment, you have to think about what he said. Barney tells me that often. Literally in any moment. I'll be washing the dishes and he'll pass by you and without even stopping for a moment he'll tell you I'm beautiful. I wake up and without even shaving or brushing your teeth he'll tell you you're beautiful. We're walking down the isle of the grocery store looking for mayonnaise and he'll say: "You're beautiful."

And every time he told you that, I do the same thing. Look away and blush. Shake my head no and deny it. But this time, he was more persistent.

"You're beautiful." He insisted, sliding closer to me, looking locking eyes with me. His gaze so serious it made me nervous. "And I won't let you deny it anymore."

Before you could process what that meant, he smashed your lips together. Fuck thinking. You kissed back. God, you really do love his big fucking pouty Turkish lips. He pulled your hair, forcing you to tip your head back and allowing him a better angle to completely dominate your mouth. You moaned, grabbing onto the collar of his shirt and pulling him closer.

"Don't you think any differently." He told you, forcefully pulling away from you to kiss down your neck. But you couldn't focus on that, not when all of your being was trying to focus on regaining composure. That was impossible with long, skilled fingers undoing your buttons and grazing your chest as they went.

Everything was so surreal. The way his lips curled in triumph at the sounds you made. How you could feel your breath catch as he played with your nipples. It was too much and not enough. Your brain jumbled up from all the sensations overwhelming you. It's no wonder you were so upset when he pulled his hands away from you.

"You cannot just leave me like this." You whined, pouting at him. He chucked darkly, sending shivers down your spine. "No problem." He assured you. "But I figured you wanted a hard dick first."

It clicked in your mind and you eagerly nodded. His hands popped his button open on his jeans, and as soon as they were open you hastily pulled down the waistband of his boxers, freeing his dick. It wasn't completely hard, but it was definitely getting there. You licked you lips, which had gone dry in anticipation. You could feel his eyes burning into you. When you looked up you saw him.

His eyes hooded, all dark and smoldering and sexy. Lips swollen even more from kissing you and face flushed. Even from your position kneeling on the floor you could hear his harsh breathing. So fucking hot.

"Shit!" He hissed, hips bucking up towards your face as you engulfed his member. Luckily, being with him, you had learned to suppress your gag reflex. Thank god he wasn't one of those guys who tasted awful. Granted, he didn't taste like fucking miracle berries, but it wasn't half bad. Something you could definitely suck on everyday.

And you did.

It was always fucking worth the reaction. The way he ground his teeth together when you sucked on the head and how he went mental when you licked a certain vein running down the side. You always liked to look up at him and watch his facial reactions when you sucked him off. He seemed to like it too. He always told you that you had pretty eyes.

"God, fuck! If you don't stop I'm gonna–!" He started. But he was cut short when his warning trailed off into a shout as he came down your throat. Instinctively you swallowed, he groaned at the way your throat flexed around him.

Slowly, he came down from his high. After he returned his breathing to almost regular patterns, he looked down at you palming yourself through your jeans. "You want some help there?" He asked. And you nodded. Not wasting a moment, he pulled you into his arms and you giggled in surprise.

He flipped you over and spread you over the seats, opening your legs and spreading your cheeks. "Woah!" You shouted as he licked a stripe from your balls to your hole. "WOAH!" That was the last word you could manage before your words stopped making sense. Instead it was just a long string of babbling and various profanities falling from your lips.

Then you felt his tongue dip inside of you. Your nails made dull scratching sounds as you dragged them down the length of the tacky plastic seat covers. Part of you wondered if the other people on the ride could hear you. But the majority of you didn't give a shit.

You were getting closer. Sweat making your palms sticky and slippery as you reached down to touch your boyfriends head. "Babe!" You gasped. "Fuck, BARNEY!" You screamed as you came. Shaking against him and the seat you rested on. In the back of your mind you realized the ride had started moving again.

As you stumbled out of the car, you saw Barney slip a bill to the ride operator in a way you're sure he thought was subtle. When you got closer you heard him whisper words you will never forget.

"Thanks for stopping the ride."

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This may not be the best fic I've ever written but my brain shut off while I wrote it and I don't even know where I am right now it's very dark and hot and I'm surrounded by plush things.

-💕 Bubblegum 💕