Welcome Earthlings.

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Hi.

My name is...

not Dan.

Would you like to push me out the window or should I?

Wow. Only a few sentences in and I have already killed myself.  I should re-evaluate my life... except that would mean no Dan or Phil and I don't have a life without them anymore. 

I really need help.

But since your reading this, I'm guessing you need the same help as I do, so hi new friend! Just to explain some stuff before this sh*t gets messy (excuse my language I am so sorry if I triggered you) This is a  x reader.

DUN DUN DUN.

josh dun.

So of course this applies some basic rules and steps to follow:

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So of course this applies some basic rules and steps to follow:

Y/N = Your first name

Y/L/N= Your last name

Y/F/N= Your full name

Boom.

Enjoy I guess... or don't I'm not sure how this is gonna turn out anyway so, yeah

good luck to me then.... 


Oh God.

Oh yeah forgot to mention this is a dan x reader so good luck to your ovaries too.


Let the games begin, my fellow phans.

Let the games begin, my fellow phans

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