Me, Mew & You * Dan x Reader *

Chapter 6

"I forgot how much I hate these pants." You say to yourself, looking at the baggy black jeans through your full length Coney Island mirror. You walk out into the hallway, trying not to wake Mae. You told her you were going out, so at least you didn't have to lie to her again. You open the front door, to the chilly freezer that is London.

Finally, A taxi pulls out in front of you, with a waving Phil in the passenger seat. You quickly check your small black bag for tampons, and you find a whole packet. You quickly jump into the car, the driver giving you hardly enough time to do up your seat belt.

"Good, morning Early Bird! How was your sleep?" Phil asks brightly, as Dan rolls his eyes and looks at you.

"Phil decided it was a good idea to get up early, have Boba tea then  film a day in the life." Dan says monotone. You snort, laughing at Dan's unimpressed voice.

"Sadly, Phil did not discuss this brilliant plan with me, meaning that I went to sleep at 5:00 in the morning." Dan says, raising his eyebrows at you.

"I said I'm sorry, Dan-"

"Whatever, at least the fans will enjoy it." Dan says, winking at you.

"Dan, honestly, the next time you wink I think my face will explode." You say sarcastically, laughing at the end, showing it was a joke.

"I bet that's not the only thing that will explode..." Dan mumbles quietly so only you can hear, making you blush like a beetroot.

~*~

You hop out of the cab, smiling at the entrance to China town. You three walk through, looking at all the little shops, making your way to Boba Jam. Phil looks over at some sushi restaurant, as Dan walks over to a toy shop.

"Hey look at this-" Dan says to you, pointing at a cute black cat plush.

"Oh my god its adorable!" You say. You end up inside, pulling out your wallet. Dan quickly follows you in and snatches it out of your hands.

"Hey! Give that back!" You protest, but Dan doesn't fuss with you. He stalks over to the lady at the counter, and points to the black cat plush at the front of the store. She rushes over and then back, cradling the plush in her arms.

"Dan, what are you doing-" Dan cuts you off as he thrusts the cat into your arms.

"My treat."

~*~

"Hey, where's Phil?" You ask Dan, as you walk along, holding the cat in your arms.

"He went up to get our drinks, sometimes it can take awhile, especially on holidays." He explains, smiling as he sees you holding the plush. "You like it?"

"You really didn't have to buy it you know." You say, holding it up.

"I know. But I wanted to, is that a crime?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.

"I suppose not." You say as Dan leads you into Boba Jam. Inside is an array of different colours. From fruits to wallpapers, everything is bright, definitely contrasting with you and Dan, wearing almost all black. Phil spots you, and rushes up to you two.

"Quickly, I think one of those ladies has been eyeing up my spot! She might take it!" Phil worries, looking over at the empty table. You walk over and sit down, greeted with a strong scent of sakura blossom.

"Is that-"

"Cherry blossom tea. I thought you would like it! The lady told me it was one of their best teas to get, and only the best for you!" Phil smiles, making you blush.

"Well, thank you, Phil." You take a sip, and your mouth is instantly filled with mouth wateringly stunning flavours. You moan slightly, and Dan starts laughing. You shoot a glare at him, and soon start laughing too.

"What so funny?" Phil asks, not understanding the joke. suddenly, a large eye watering pain rockets from your stomach making you wince. Dan instantly notices, and puts a hand on your shoulder.

"Are you okay?" He asks, his chocolate brown eyes staring into yours.

"I just need the bathroom, that's all." You say, getting an excuse to have a breather.

"Well, the toilet is out the back, but its unisex, so I think I'll come too. Just in case." Dan says, looking at you. He turns to Phil.

"You stay here make sure no one takes our spot."

"Don't worry, I'll defend this table with my Eren-like sword skills."

~*~

"You don't have to come with me, I'm fine." You say standing outside the bathroom door.

"What if I genuinely need the bathroom? What then?" Dan pouts sarcastically.

"Then go first."

"Ladies always go first."

"Whatever." You say as you shut the door. You quickly make sure there isn't any leaking or blood anywhere, and there isn't. Sigh of relief. That is until you try your pockets for a tampon.

"Sh*t!" You curse, apparently too loudly.

"What's wrong? Are you hurt?" Dan calls from outside. You start panicking, not sure what to say.

"Uh- I... Uh-" You stutter, trying to think of a way out of this situation. You can't leave and get your bag, it will be too obvious and you will bleed everywhere. And you also can't make a toilet paper pad, that would just be a horrible idea.

"It's okay Y/N, You can tell me stuff if you really need to." Dan calls, a worried tone in his voice. "Should I come in?"

"No! Okay, uh I need you to get my bag and, my tampons." You say quickly. Silence.

"Dan?"

"Okay, don't worry I'll be right back." He calls. Soon after you hear a huff and a wheeze, signalling Dan's return. He passes it to you through the door, and when you come out of the bathroom, you blush deeply.

"Hey, lets go, okay? We can get a take away, I'm sure Phil can film another day. Why don't we go back to our place?" Dan offers, pushing a hair out of your face. You look up and smile.

"That would be great, actually."

"Okay."

"Hey." Dan asks, looking at you. "What are you going to name your cat?"

"Probably Cat Damon. Martian for days!" You finally say.

"Don't you mean, Meowtian?"