unexpected:
Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.
idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than thr...
You wake to the sound of slight pattering on the opposite window. Checking the clock on the wall of the study, you see its only 7:40 AM. You slowly get out of bed and slip into the clothes you were wearing the day before. As silently as possible, you creep down the stairs, taking in all of the surrounding decorations in the apartment, each having a small story behind it that only a huge fan of them would know. You finally make it to the lounge door, and you notice the light is on. You peek your head through the doorway to see Dan, in his sofa crease. He suddenly looks up from his computer screen and smiles.
"Oh, Hey! You're up early!" Dan says, moving over on the couch, making room for you.
"I could say the same thing."
"Well, I kinda found it hard to sleep because..." Dan drifted off as you sat down next to him.
"Because, what?" You question raising an eyebrow, making Dan laugh.
"Nothing, nothing. I was just looking at tumblr for too long last night. But I did find this." Dan says, turning his screen to show a drawing of him and Phil.
"Oh my god..." You trail off, as you notice the familiar lines and shapes of your drawing style. "Where the hell did you find this?" You question, whisper shouting at Dan.
"I decided to stalk you on tumblr and boy did I find some sh-"
"Bloody hell Dan! What else did you find?!" You ask, a largely confused and astounded look on your face. He pulls up his tumblr blog and shows that he reblogged one of your posts.
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"I definitely need to show this to Phil for him to try-" Dan laughs, getting cut off by you punching him in the arm, which makes both of you laugh more. You then realise that if Mae saw this, then, well, you didn't know what would happen.
"You have to take it off!" You say, trying not to sound panicked. Dan just looks at you, confused.
"What?"
"If we're going to be friends, we need to be more discreet! My friends have tumblr..." Dan just looks at you and smiles.
"What's so funny now?"
"We're friends?"
"No, I just go to dinner with you and have sleepovers and other sh*t. I actually hate you." You say sarcastically, becoming frustrated with Dan not taking the situation seriously. Dan rolls his eyes and stares at you.
"No."
"What?"
"You need to tell your 'friends' about this. They deserve to know." Dan says, a serious tone in his voice. You slump back onto the couch, and sigh.
"I'll tell her when the time is right." You say. Dan looks at you, and finally takes down the post.
