unexpected:
Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.
idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than thr...
A/N: Saturday= Double upload! maybe not always, but hopefully! Also today I might do three 0_0
You hear Mae open the door, but all you can do is groan as she enters the room. You look at her through your squinted eyes, holding a heat pack to your stomach. She instantly sits next to you, making sure you're alright.
"Aw poor baby." She says looking at you with a sad smile.
"Ugh, I hate life." You say, groaning as insides churn.
"Do you have everything you need? Pads, Tampons-" You hold your finger to her mouth.
"What I really need is quiet. How was the lunch." You wait for an answer but Mae just keeps her mouth closed. You shift your body so you're at the same height as her sitting next to you.
"Why aren't you answering-"
"You told me to be quiet." She says simply, holding back laughter.
"Look at you, taking advantage of the weak. not cool." You smile. You both laugh, but end up wincing in pain.
"I'll tell you later, right now you need rest." She walks out of the lounge turning off the light.
But you couldn't rest. Not only because it was the middle of the day, but because you couldn't stop thinking about tomorrow. You can't call and re-schedule, and what really could go wrong?
~*~
You wake up to the smell of tacos and chocolate.
"Ah, finally awake, she is." She says doing an impression of Yoda.
"Force Awakens to watch, are we?" You match, whilst grasping the plate of tacos next to you.
"I thought you wouldn't want to miss it." She explains.
"I also bought some chocolate for after. White or Milk chocolate?"
"White /Milk."
Mae nods, and quickly leaves the room to grab something. When she comes back into the room, the wafting smell of avocado fills your nose.
"Homemade guacamole, for my bloody princess. Pun intended." She says with a smile. All you do is roll your eyes and take a large bite of a taco.
"Press play already, so I can drown out the sound of your jokes." You ask as Mae presses the play button.
"Hey."
"Not this again." You whine. Mae is a big talker in movie's, especially after she found out you hate when people talk in important parts.
"Hey." She says again.
"If I answer, will you shut up?" you ask frustratedly.
"Maybe."
"Well spit it out."
"Who's your favourite." Asks Mae, looking at your face instead of the screen.
"Hm let me think, probably your mum."
"No, really."
"I don't know, Rey? Yeah, Rey."
"Liar." You finally turn to Mae, with squinted eyes.
"I swear to God, if you don't shut up, I will shove this taco into your mouth to force you to stop talking." Mae shuts up.
"And my favourite is Chewy." You add, making Mae smile.
~*~
After eating your little bleeding heart out, the movie ends.
"So, did you like my commentary?" Mae asks.
"No."
"Oh come on, you thought it was funny when Kylo Ren was interrogating Rey about what she ate for breakfast."
"Fine. Galaxy Puffs was a tiny bit funny. A little bit."
"whatever. Hey, whatever happened with your phone?" Mae ends up asking. "Did you get it back?
"Yeah, one of my friends returned it to me. And look, I caught a Mew!" You say, bringing up your pokedex to show Mae your mew.
"You caught a mew? Where was it?"
"Uh- In the bathroom?" You say, trying to hide your unsureness.
"Why did that sound like a question?"
"well, it wasn't." You lie.
"Right."
A/N: Short chapter dance!
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Just a little time with Mae to get to know her. I know there was no Dan or Phil, but I just wanted a shorter chapter to get to know Mae a little bit. Enjoy! Probably last post before I am no longer a tatinof virgin!
