Me, Mew & You * Dan x Reader *

Chapter 4

"Where have you been?" Mae asks, crossing her arms in the hallway, an eyebrow raised. Her hair looks scruffy, and she's still wearing her snoopy pyjamas.

"Did I wake you?" You ask, pushing your way past her into the lounge.

"Don't change the subject, you told me you were coming home!" She says, more frustrated than angry. You finally turn to look her in the eye, having to tilt your head upwards slightly to meet her eye. Mae's Mum was Japanese, and her Dad was British, hence her long black hair, and lanky pale completion.

"Look, I'm really sorry, I just got caught up with some-" You hesitate. You've never lied to Mae before, and if she found you did, she would rip you to shreds. 

"- old friends." You finish, unsure of her reaction. She looks down at you, then looks around the room. Finally, she lets out a small sigh and looks at you again.

"Okay. I'm not angry, because I think it's good that you felt the need to go out with some friends. But Y/N, I've been trying to call you all night! It's just-" She cuts off as she watches you panic as you look for your phone. You look up at her with wide panicked eyes, and she slaps her forehead.

"Oh my God I left It!" You say, slapping your head with your palm multiple times. You start to rummage through your Vidcon bag, hoping that it was in there. No luck.

"Look, don't worry, just use my phone to call your friends!" She says rationally.

"You do have their number right-"

"Oh Sh*t it's gone forever!" You say, as you sit in the corner of the hallway, having a mini panic attack.

"What if one of my friends gets put in jail for and they need a witness! Or what if someone beats my Flappy Bird score! Oh My God, what if-" Mae cuts you off my putting a finger to your lips.

"First of all, you have no friend's besides me. Second of all, your current Flappy Bird score is 6. I've already beaten that multiple times. And it doesn't matter! Either way, I'm pretty sure you'll get it back." Mae says sitting beside you, rubbing your arm.

"I really know how to mess stuff up, don't I?"

"Well at least I know how to fix it."

~*~

You wake up to a faint pattering on the window, marking the sign of another London storm. You hop out of bed, quickly getting into your Totoro onesie, keeping you warm from an ice igloo that is also your bedroom. You walk down to the hall to the kitchen, to get your morning cereal, coco pops. As you go to your fridge to grab the milk, you notice a note.

Hey Y/N,

just gone to Aldi to get some more milk, then meeting up some friends at the cafe! Enjoy your dry cereal,

love, Mae.

You did not enjoy this whole no phone thing. Not even bothering to check the fridge for milk, you sit down to watch some futurama. Suddenly you here the Mario Bros theme song play, also known as your doorbell. You walk slowly over, making sure not to trip over the conveniently placed pot plant right outside the door to the lounge. 

"You forgot this." You hear as you open your solid wood door. You see Dan in the hallway, holding out your phone. Your eyes light up, as you grab the phone and give him a thank you hug. You suddenly realise how awkward you were being and you instantly blush deep red.

"Sorry, I uh- just love my phone." You say to him looking at your bare feet.

"Well, if you love it so much, you might want to get a harder password, just in case." Dan says with a wink, and turns to leave. 

You watch him walk down the stairs and out the door, as you stand speechless at what just happened.

After a few seconds, you shake your head and close the door, hoping no-one saw you stand oddly with the door open. You go back into the lounge, typing in your password, 'danandphil'

You quickly check all your apps, and nothing seems different, until you launch 'Pokemon Go.' Your first hint was that you were up to level 40. Your eyes widen as you cautiously click on the Pokedex.

cp 3440:

Mew

He caught a mew for you. An actual Mew. You quickly look through your contacts on your phone, looking for Dan's phone number. Nothing. You then check recents and you see,

KingLlama

You roll your eyes as you call the number, and Dan answers almost instantly.

"Y/N?"

"Oh, King llama, its you, okay so I got the goods, what your price-" You stop as you hear Dan laughing in the background.

"No really, how the hell did you find that Mew again? That is honestly-" Dan cuts you off.

"A magician never reveals his secrets. Either that or it popped up in my bathroom. Niall looked pretty pleased when I caught it whilst pooping." He says, making you laugh. Once your laughter died down, you were once again, in silence.

"I want to see you. Again, I mean..." Dan stumbles, trying hard to sound calm.

"Okay. Phil and I, are going to Boba tea tomorrow, and we were wondering if you would like to come and-"

"Yes!" You say enthusiastically. "Uh- I mean, sure I'll come if you want." You correct.

"Great! See you tomorrow, I can pick you up if you want?" Dan says, you can hear the smile in his voice. You smile to.

"Okay."

"Okay."

"Maybe okay will be our always." You joke with Dan.

"Okay." You hear him say before he hangs up. You sit on the lounge and smile to yourself, as you roll the thought around in your head. Suddenly, you feel a horrible aching from your stomach, and a bad pain in your head.

Oh no.

No no no.

You go into the bathroom to make sure what you thought wasn't true. You stare disbelieving down at your onesie, a large red stain on the back of it.

Crap.

A/N: Just think about what you would do in this situation, honestly. Like I would literally think that my body was trolling me. 'It's not a phase, I actually don't want kids!'

Also if your a fellow reader and you haven't gotten the 'Red Demon' yet,

a) Bless your soul you lucky, lucky sh*t

b) OMG HOW OLD ARE YOU??!??!?!? WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? OH LORD I AM SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE MAY SAVIOUR PEPE KEEP YOUR INNOCENT SOUL CLEAN for as long as he can, 'cause there is only little time before you start searching for the 'Hat Fic'.

Please please PWEESE don't read it, it scarred me for life and I don't want you to associate those horrible images with me. Or anything, really.

Protip.