A/N: Yeah, yeah you want your own friends in the book don't you? Well the truth hurts. Most of us don't have friends. And internet stars just won't cut it. So to people with no friends, your welcome.
"Mae, is it okay if I go outside to get some fresh air? Its kinda stuffy in here and this isn't really my 'thing'" You say, holding up air quotes. She looks back to the long line of Tyler Oakley fans in front of her, and nods her head.
"The line is pretty ridiculously long... Okay, but make sure your back in 10 for the panel or I will have to punish you!" She holds up a warning finger, trying hard not to laugh.
weaving your way through the crowd to the doors, you notice the extent of people, young and old, have come to Vidcon. You see older Shane Dawson fans dressed in flamboyant colours, Pewdiepie fans wearing what looks like all the gaming merch on the planet, and many, many Smosh fans.
You step outside the large warehouse looking building, its grey tin roof mimicking the colour of the England clouds hanging over your head. You lean against the wall, looking at tumblr blogs on your phone, trying to avoid as much human interaction as possible. You never thought it would be possible for you to get a friend with your crippling awkwardness and horrible sense of humor. Of course until you met Mae. You two instantly clicked like fingers and anything and everything you did, you did together.
Suddenly a loud ding rings from your phone, acknowledging a few curious glances. You blush from the embarrassment, clicking on the notification as you curl into an even smaller ball in the corner of everyone's eye. Your eyes widen largely as you look at the screen.
There is 1 Pokemon nearby:
Mew.
You look up from your Phone, A dumbstruck look on your face. Without thinking you decide to walk out to the nearby park, your feet controlling your body. For a level 39 Mystic/Valor/Instinct, this was not a chance to miss. Getting this Mew could change your view of game play entirely. You wonder off, almost running into large oak trees several times.
After several minutes of searching with your head down low, you suddenly realise you should get back to the conference warehouse. you make you way back, quickly ducking from a low hanging branch of a tree.
BANG!
You smack hard onto the ground, your head slightly cushioned by the plush grass beneath you. You see a blurry hand in front of your face and you grab it, rubbing your head as you get up.
" Oh my god I'm so sorry, are you alright?" You hear a strangely familiar voice say.
"It's fine I-" You stop short as you notice who you are talking to.
Dan F***ing Howell.
" Honestly, I am so sorry about that. I guess I was too distracted by that freaking Mew..." He says, looking at his shoes, slightly embarrassed.
"You saw it too? I was just looking for it!" You laugh, avoiding eye contact, making sure your voice doesn't sound as nervous as you are.
You're lucky you didn't pee yourself like an over excited puppy.
"You like Pokemon?" He asks, his eyes lighting up, his cheeks turning a slight shade of pink.
"Red, blue and Yellow all the way. I even gave a crap when I walk out of my flat four times just to get a Pikachu!" You both laugh.
"What team?" He asks, looking at you.
"WILDCATS" you say, and he laughs even harder.
"aw I wanna join that team." He says in a fake sad voice. "But really, what team are you on? You never know, I might be able to kick your butt if your a Valor." He says cockily, a smirk forming on his lips.
OH MY GOD MY OVARIES.
You blush as you softly as you say Mystic/Valor/Instinct
"Cool." He says, noting your embarrassment. He looks down at his shoes through the silence, and you decide to randomly check your phone, just for something to do. You were never good with social situations, and neither was Dan. You check the time, and notice you were supposed to meet your friend 2 minutes ago.
"Crap!"
Dan's eyes widen as he also looks at the lock screen of his phone.
"F**k! I need to get back to the barn!"
"The barn?" You ask curiously, finally making eye contact
"A little nickname for the conference hall me and a friend came up with" He says with a little wink. When he says 'friend' you instantly realise he means Phil.
Your really lucky you didn't pee yourself like an over excited puppy.
"Oh, right of course!" you laugh nervously. Dan looks at you, his head tilted, smiling ever so slightly. You back away, making him and you feel more awkward.
"I'm so sorry I really have to go." He finally says, a tone of disappointment in his voice.
"Oh, of course." You smile as he walks away, a slight jog in his step. You stand frozen in the same position for a minute or two, the only thing waking you from your trance once again is your phone.
Mae:
Where the hell are you?? You said you'd be here 5 minutes ago >:(
You rush quickly back to the 'barn' to find Mae patiently waiting, her jet black hair blowing ever so slightly in the wind.
"Good you're finally here! i thought for a second you were going to Zayn Malik on me!" She says ironically.
"So do you want to draw on the cat whiskers, or should I?" She says, a large grin on her face as you pass the sharpie you had been holding in your pocket over to her.
"Why the hell is it so sweaty Y/N? What you meet Dan Howell or something?"
Oh you have no idea.
A/N: No I am not stupid. I realise that Mew is not in Pokemon Go.
Yet. I'm not changing it though, because I already made the badass cover for this book, so deal.
with.
it.
Snap Crackle Pop, B*tches
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Me, Mew & You * Dan x Reader *
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