Stranded

Chapter 27

37 weeks****
Meryl is chasing Rue and Landyn while Jess is cooking. All the sudden Meryl gets a contraction and once it's over she gets back up and runs after Landyn and Rue. Jess puts the lasagna in the oven and chases the babies with Meryl. Jess slows her pace and laughs
"Meryl I'm too fat for this"
"Oh hush Jess you look great its me you have to worry about."
"Last week everyone at the baby shower had to side hug me and look i can't wrap my hands all the way around" she tries to grab her hand from the front of her belly. Meryl laughs.
Rue walks to Jess and pulls on her dress.
"Momma gook (look) baby" she points to Jess's belly.
"You're so smart Rue. Are you hungry? Do you want bite-bites?"
"Yes pwease (please)"
"Such manners haha ok come on lets go get the lasagna out.

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At the dinner table Jess gets a contraction and Danny rubs her back after its over she goes back to eating. Danny, Don,and Meryl start a conversation. And Jess sits there stuffing her face and in the middle of their conversation Jess stands up and says
"I'm sorry to bother your rather impressive conversation about sports but if you don't mind my water just broke."
They all gasp and run to her.
"Meryl call my mom and send Rue and Landyn with her."
"Okay."
After they take Rue and Landyn to Danny's mom. They rush Jess to the hospital.
"I feel fine why do women always get so bitchy I feel fine" she says calmly and smiles.

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"HOLY FUCK DANNY! THIS HURTS I'M GONNA DIE AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT I MAY NEVER HAVE A NORMAL VAGINA AGAIN I MIGHT DIE HERE AND PEOPLE WILL SAY OH YEAH THATS THE ONE WHO STRETCHED HER VAGINA AND DIED BEFORE SHE EVEN COULD SEE HER SONS!""
Meryl stifles her laugh.
"MERYL THIS IS PAINFUL NOT FUNNY YOU BITCH IM TELLING THEM NOT TO GET YOUR EPIDURAL BECAUSE YOU DONT BELIEVE IN USING DRUGS WHEN YOU GO INTO LABOR."
"You wouldn't dare you bitch!"
Don and Danny are losing it outside of the door.
"YES I WOULD TOO AND THEN ILL BABY NAP YOUR DAUGHTER!! MESS WITH ME!!"
"I'm stealing your sons just wait."
"OH MY FUCK I NEED DRUGS!"
Meryl laughs and gets a contraction.
"HAHA LAUGH AT ME AGAIN BITCH!!"
Meryl lays down in the bed beside Jessica.
"Jess my water broke too"
"HAHA .... WAIT WHAT?!"