Let's Be Amazing

Chapter 9

*Um, just a sass warning I guess*

“Louis, how many times do I have to tell you not to eavesdrop?” Zayn sighed, talking to the other person.

“Wait to burst my awesome introduction I had planned!” Louis complained. “Anyways, I’m Louis Tomlinson, not ‘Lewis,’” He actually quoted the Lewis part as if saying it grossed him out, “Although people say that’s how it’s suppose to be pronounced. It’s Lo-e. And I’m 1/5th, and probably the best, of One Direction. Oh, and I’m currently taken by my carrot queen Eleanor. And finally, I am the Sass Master from Doncaster and it is a honor of yours to meet moi.” Louis introduced himself dramatically.

“I’m-”

“Well, I’m Joey, with a y, said like it’s spelt. I’m One Direction’s biggest gay fan’s as I already established with Zayn over here. I’m a Single Pringle, so I can par-tay. And I am the sass master from Rumford.” Joey attempted to top Louis, cutting off what I was going to say.

“Hmmmmmmm.” Louis drummed his fingers together. “I like you.” He said simply.

“You’re not too bad yourself.” Joey shrugged, looking a bit unamused.

“Friends?” Louis asked.

“Friends.” Joey nodded.

“New friend!” Both Joey and Louis squealed at the same time, sounding an awful lot like teenage girls, as they hugged each other. Yep, definitely like teenage girls.

“Is there any bit of him that’s normal?” Zayn asked me, referring to Joey.

“I doubt it. Looks like Louis isn’t any better though.” I laughed.

“Oh, who are you?” Louis asked, gesturing to me, but still in a hug with Joey that was looking quite awkward now.

“I’m Amie Collins.” I said simply.

“Nope. not saying hi until you introduce yourself like Joey and I did.” Louis stuck out his tongue like a 8 year old.

“Is he like this all the time?” I whispered to Zayn.

“Sadly, he’s on his best behavior right now.” He replied.

“Fine. I’m Amie Collins, not Amy, although some people say that‘s how it’s suppose to be pronounced and spelt, it’s Ah-may. I’m currently living with Little Mix, that’s my house and this is my backyard.” I said, gesturing to my house. Which I still haven’t been in in what seems like forever. “I’m also a single Pringle. And I am the reason that this party is happening right now. And I hate sympathy.” I replied back, smiling.

“Ah! Amie! Nice to meet you!” Louis bowed. “Congratulations on being cancer free!”

“Nice to meet you too Lewis.” I winked, purposely saying his name wrong.

“She’s sassy. I like her.” Louis said. “Let’s be friends Amy.” He responded, saying my name wrong, I guess as payback.

“If you don’t call me Amy.” I smiled. He was just like Joey. Except the gay part and the fact that he’s famous.

“You can’t call me Lewis.” He cringed at the name.

“Deal.” I shook his hand.

“Two new friends!” Louis squealed. “I told you that I’d make new friends tonight Zayn!”

“And sadly, you proved me right.” Zayn chuckled.

“And now you owe me 20 pounds!” Louis giggled like a little girl.