The Chunin Exams!

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WTF Happened to Saraka? He got rekt, thats what happened! ONWARD!!!!

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I woke up in a room I was unfamiliar with. I looked up and saw that there was blood coming out of my shoulder. I sat up and looked for a towel. I finally found a towel as Hinata walked in. "S-Saraka? What are you doing?" She asked. "I was looking for a towel because my shoulder was bleeding." I said.

"Oh, she grabbed me and sat me back down on the bed. "Take off your shirt..." She said. I took my shirt off as I blushed. I could feel her hand on my shoulder. "This creme should heal the wound..." She said. "Oh uh Hinata, Sorry about last night..." I said sadly. "It's okay..." She mumbled sadly.

After she applied the creme, I was about to say goodbye when a bigger version of that guy last night walked in. I widened my eyes and bowed to him. He bowed to me. "Sorry for the ruckus sir..." I said sadly. "Oh, it's quite alright... Neji always is like that." He said. "So he kicks people off the porch and causes them to cut themselves on sharp rocks... Wow, how polite." I said. "Oh, He did that? Well why didn't you say that Hinata?" He asked her. 

"Because.... I-I knew he would get mad at me...." She said. I widened my eyes in remembrance. "Is it normal for Neji to slap Hinata?" I asked him. "No, why?" He asked. "Saraka, no. He'll hurt you more!" She said. "It's fine Hinata. I'd go farther than the earth for you..." I said. "Last night when I brought Hinata home, after I got beat up, he slapped Hinata." I said.

"Well, Neji has slapped her during training using the gentle fist but other than that no he hasn't." I looked at Hinata then back at him. "Is there a way to get rid of the side-effects of the gentle fist?" I asked. "The only way is to wait for the effects to ware off. Why do you ask?" He said.

I looked at Hinata who had a worried face. I looked back at the man and said, "I wanna fight Neji!" The man paused for a second to process what just happened. "So you're telling me, you wanna fight Neji, the boy who is the best in the gentle fist?" He asked scared.

"Yup, and I won't hold back!" I said trying to be in a positive mood. "Well, you'll have to wait until the end of the Chunin Exams to fight him." He said. "Okay, you have a deal!" I yelled as I ran to the academy. I ran to the room just in time to register.

I walked in to see Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto talking to a guy with grey hair. "H..." I started but remembered we were on opposite teams. I just hid in the crowd. I zoned out until a really tall guy in a black trench coat appeared at the front of the room.

"Hello. My name is Ibiki Morino. I will be the proctor of the first exam!" He said. He started explaining the rules of the first exam but I spaced out. "Begin!" He said. I flipped the page over and looked at the first question.

It made no sense. I skipped it. Number two. Made no sense. None of the questions made no sense to me. I was a straight A student and I couldn't even answer the questions!

 I was a straight A student and I couldn't even answer the questions!

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I acted like I knew the questions and just wrote random words until... "Candidate Number 389, Fail!" A Chunin said. 'What how.... how could I fail!?' "How could I fail!?" I yelled arguing with the Chunin. "You cheated five times and I caught you red handed.

"What's your proof?" I said. I spotted a Jonin dashing towards me and I flipped him over me. Two other Chunin ran at me from both sides. I jumped causing them to collapse. "I like your determination kid, but please. Don't hurt my apprentices." Ibiki said. Apparently I could stay so I sat back down.

"Now for the tenth question! There are a few more rules to go over. I spaced out again and came to when he said, "Anyone who doesn't want the tenth and final question, raise your hand and you will fail." There were 78 people left. I heard Sakura gasp. I looked at Naruto to see he raised his hand.

Then all of a sudden, he slammed his hand back onto the desk. "Don't think you can scare me! I'm gonna be Hokage someday! Believe It!" He yelled. "I keep my word, that is the way of the ninja!" He finished. "Well, those of you remaining, you all pass!" He said. Everyone's eyes lit up. 

Then through the window, a woman in some kind of fishnet open jacket combo jumped into the room. "Those of you who passed the first part of the exam, follow me to the next part!" She yelled. I could feel a nosebleed coming into play. I plugged my nose with my fingers but I ended up blasting blood out of my nose.

"SARAKA!!! YOU PERV!" Sakura yelled. "Hey, it's not my fault they're just hanging around!" I yelled back. Anyway, everyone followed her to a giant forest with a chain link fence. "This is the 44th battle zone. Also known as, "The forest of death!" She said. Naruto and I both had the same idea.

"That's why we call it the forest of death. You should be scared." We mimicked. "Looks like we have a pair of tough guys." She said. She threw two kunai, both slicing one of our cheeks. She reappeared behind us. I had the real one and the other was a clone. She licked the fresh blood oozing out of my cut. It sent shivers down my spine. 'EEWW, but hey, I got licked by a girl! Hehe.'

Then a grass ninja was behind Anko as she handed her knife back. She walked back up to the gate. "Now before we begin, I have a consent form for you to fill out." She said. "Why do we need to sign it?" Naruto asked. "Because, it's for if we die, she doesn't get the blame." I said.

Naruto handed me one and I handed it to Sasuke. I filled it out and handed it back. "Now, you will be fighting for both a heaven and an earth scroll." Anko said.

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This was a really long chapter. Hope you enjoyed! PEACE!!!

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