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11:57pm

Harleen: hey

Unknown: was just about to text you pumpkin.

Unknown: hows my queen?

Harleen: great

Unknown: that's marvelous.

Harleen: yep

Unknown: your strangely quiet doll. wake up.

Harleen: Im fine alright?

Unknown: ok. let's just chat about the fact that you don't believe I am simply, the Clown Prince of Crime?

Harleen: because you aren't him. Joker wouldn't be texting a random girl like me

Unknown: oh, but your different. very, very different.

Harleen: look he'd be robbing banks, killing people, you know what I mean. no time to be texting girls

Unknown: false. first off, it's Mr.J for the fucking 100th time. second, I don't just rob banks.. I blow them up. same for people, I don't just simply shoot them pumpkin, I blow them up too.

Harleen: just stop saying your him and tell me the truth!

Unknown: shut it. at this point, believe what you like Harley. I am who I am.

Harleen: my names Harleen ok. not pumpkin, doll, darling, Queen, sweetheart, ect ! NONE. so stop that..

unknown: careful. you think your mean? I'm way meaner.

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