11:57pm
Harleen: hey
Unknown: was just about to text you pumpkin.
Unknown: hows my queen?
Harleen: great
Unknown: that's marvelous.
Harleen: yep
Unknown: your strangely quiet doll. wake up.
Harleen: Im fine alright?
Unknown: ok. let's just chat about the fact that you don't believe I am simply, the Clown Prince of Crime?
Harleen: because you aren't him. Joker wouldn't be texting a random girl like me
Unknown: oh, but your different. very, very different.
Harleen: look he'd be robbing banks, killing people, you know what I mean. no time to be texting girls
Unknown: false. first off, it's Mr.J for the fucking 100th time. second, I don't just rob banks.. I blow them up. same for people, I don't just simply shoot them pumpkin, I blow them up too.
Harleen: just stop saying your him and tell me the truth!
Unknown: shut it. at this point, believe what you like Harley. I am who I am.
Harleen: my names Harleen ok. not pumpkin, doll, darling, Queen, sweetheart, ect ! NONE. so stop that..
unknown: careful. you think your mean? I'm way meaner.
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FanfictionHarleen: Speaking of that, who are you?? Unknown: So intense. Too bad I won't tell ya yet. where's the fun in that? Harleen: I swear I'll kill you if I ever see you.. Unknown: Seems like murder is your thing too aye? We could be perfect for each oth...