platonic | ryden [✔️]

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please read my frerard 'smartass' omg i cannot stress this enough it has a v original plot and i literally worked hard af on it you'll like it okay thank you :))
-jei

 

"hey ryan,what's up?"brendon answered his phone as he tried to reach for a cereal box that was too high for his liking and stature.honestly,the grocery store should be a bit more compassionate with small people,but y'know,fuck 'em all,right? it was probably to see them unsuccessfully tip toe for shit that's too high and in result,having the product fall on their fucking face- at least that's what brendon thought.

"brendon?"ryan asked with a small sniffle.brendon was immediately concerned,but he reached for the cocoa pebbles anyways and the product falling right on his fucking forehead upon hearing a sob."fuck- give me one sec, ryan."

"okay."

the black haired girl brendon had met earlier with a really bright smile and eyes equally as bright,giggled when she saw brendon rubbing his forehead and he sent a goofy smile her way.she was wearing heels and they surely made the task of reaching for a box of cereal way easier,so she reached for a new one and handed it to brendon with a smile,brendon nearly going blind.

"thanks,sarah."brendon laughed and she laughed along with him."do you have a kik,perhaps?"

"i sure do,"sarah nodded and let brendon take a picture of her kik code."nice grocery store flirting by the way."

"i'll be needing you to reach for stuff for me,y'know? you think you up for that? get it? up?"brendon just had to be total goof and use a fucking pun,but whatever,it made her snort so it's cool.

"anytime,"she winked at him and walked off with a sassy ass strut and her grocery basket in hand.

"sorry about that,ry.what's wrong?"brendon immediately asked as he took his shopping cart and proceeded to roll to the next aisle.

"it's dottie,bren.she's - fuck- she's dead,fuck,fuck,fuck!"

"oh fuck,"brendon stopped his cart in the middle of the aisle,hearing his best friend sob through the phone."ryan,oh my god,i - it breaks my heart hearing you cry like that.look i- i'm gonna get this shit checked out and i'll be right there,okay?"

"o-okay,yea."ryan agreed and brendon hung up,rolling his cart into the checkout line that had the least people.

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brenboobie:the guy is almost done ringing me up,are you okay?

ry:no

brenboobie:that was a stupid question im sorry fuuck

brenboobie:i'll be right there