platonic | ryden [✔️]

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ry:you and sarah have been dating for a couple of months son

brenboobie:aha yea i know this

ry:well i think it's time you and i had that talk

brenboobie:ryan

ry:you see son

brenboobie:please stop this

ry:when a man and a woman love each other a lot

brenboobie:why do you do always do this

ry:they want privacy and alone time a lot and they often leave their friends to get said things and when they achieve privacy

brenboobie:im going to get lose myself in a forest on purpose

ry:they make love

ry:and well,to you kids,they achieve the CUMMIES 💦💦👅👄👄💦‼️ or whatever it is that you call it

brenboobie:oh kynfuucking chrisstr

ry:and you should always use a condom son 🍆🍆 because you wouldn't want to pop that cherry🍒 and then have consequences 🌚🌝 nine months later,you understand son?

brenboobie: i

ry:i do this for your own good,you know that?

brenboobie:you just

ry:i'm glad we had this talk,son. 🤗