platonic | ryden [✔️]

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I CHIME IN WITH A GO THE FUCK TO MY PAGE ANDNREAD BULLETS AND SMARTASS THOSE ARE MY FRERARDS I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH GO READ THOSE PLOT FICS THANKS
-jei

ry: oh my god brendon

ry:you got sarah pregnant didn't you

ry:i'm gonna fucking cry

ry: I DIDN'T MEAN SO SOON GODDAMMIT YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT YOUR DING DONG IN YOUR PANTS

brenboobie:DID YOU JUST CALL MY DICK A DING DONG

ry:YES I DID DO YOU WANNA FIGHT

brenboobie:NO BC YOUR HELLA TALL

ry:ITS *YOU'RE ACTUALLY

brenboobie:WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MATTER RYAN

ry:IT MATTERS EVERYTHING WRAP IT UP YOU HORNY LITTLE SHITWAD

ry:NO HAT NO PARTY IDIOT YOU JUST RUINED YOUR FUCKING LIFE

brenboobie:FALSE ALARM FAGGOT SHES NOT PREGNANT

brenboobie:RAPE ME JUST CAME ON MY SHUFFLE AN IM CRYING

ry:ARE YOU NOT GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT YOU JUST DODGED A FUCKING BULLET ASSWIPE

brenboobie:I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASSHOLE WHY ARE YOU STILL YELLING AT ME

ry:BECAUSE YOUR YELLING TOO UNCLE FUCKER

brenboobie:WHAT THE FUCK DUDE CALM THE FUCK DOWN RYAN

ry:MCFIGHT ME