platonic | ryden [✔️]

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brenboobie:i think i'm gonna die

ry:well that's what you get for eating all the fucking mini shrimp you uncle fucker

brenboobie:don't call me a uncle fucker
you boner bitting bastard

ry:don't call me a boner bitting bastard you donkey raping shit eater

brenboobie:shut your fucking face uncle fuckeeerrr🎶🎶🎶🎶

ry:you're the one that fUCKS YOUR uncle uncle fuckerrrr

ry:you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just FUCK your uncle ALL DAY LONG 😌🤓🤓😊😊😊😊

brenboobie:shut YOUR fucking face

brenboobie:ok no seriously we should stop texting it's time for us to perform dweeb

ry:alrighty

brenboobie:also thank you for not throwing josh and ty off the stage

ry:i only did i for you brenny 🤗🌸

brenboobie:ONLY FOR YOUUUU

brenboobie:BUT ONLY FOR YOUUU

ry:fucking die