platonic | ryden [✔️]

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brenboobie:sarah is fitting her dress rn im gonna kms

brenboobie:she's making me enter into victoria secret for (whispers)

brenboobie:lace

ry:the wedding is tomorrow what'd you pick for food on the invitation

brenboobie:i picked stake m8 hbu

ry:fish

brenboobie:what

brenboobie:why

brenboobie:ryan you don't like fish

ry:i wanted to be fancy

brenboobie:are you serious

ry:very very

ry:i do like fish tho idk if this makes sense but

ry: i like it when it doesn't taste like fish

brenboobie:get the hell outta my face

brenboobie:that's like saying you like chocolate but when it tastes like peanut butter

ry:what you just said doesn't make sense

brenboobie:no what YOU just said doesn't make sense

ry:im not talking about chocolate or peanut butter smh

brenboobie:shove your opinion in your anus with ky jelly

ry:shove your dick in my ass with ky jelly

brenboobie:i

brenboobie:ok back to spencer's wedding it's gonna be great tyler and josh will perform its lit

ry:if they sing heathens ill throw them off the fucking stage

brenboobie:stop the violence ryan

brenboobie:panic! is also going to perform its gonna be a mini member reunion and we want you to sing gay ass rabbits with us

ry:sure

brenboobie:lmao can we purposely stage gay and fuck up our fans emotional stability and heart rate

ry:sure son

brenboobie:thanks dad