He could feel searing heat against his glaze as he began to open his eyes. It felt as though he was starting to melt. Where was he? As he cautiously meandered through the maze of heat, it dawned on him; This was hell. It wasn't hard to work out really considering there was a colossal sign above him reading: "Welcome to HELL #1!"
What had he done to deserve this fate? He was merely an innocent jellybean, moments from birth. Well that's what he was telling himself.
For the young jellybean did not know was that you go to hell first and if you survive in hell long enough you go to heaven if you die in hell then you go to hell 2 which is more dangerous and you have to survive longer then hell 3 which is harder and for longer and so on. In hell one he only had to last an hour, but alas, even this small feat was impossible for Alan, as he walked straight into a pool of lava, thinking it might be plastic. He was wrong, and his remains bubbled to the surface and remained there, sizzling.
This really was not going well for Alan.
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Jellybean and the stages of hell
MaceraFollow Alan the jellybean's journey as his spiral of death takes him places he never would have dreamed of.
