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Free energy

Ouch my head hurts

I hit it on the freezer

When putting my pizza back in the fridge

Today I ate a bunch of Watermelon

I'm on a pizza diet but I already cheated

The timer just went off pizza's reheated

Yeah it's got mushroom's and onions on it

OH and it's really good yeah

In a few more days I'll need to order again

I had just bought four yesterday or maybe it was the day before yesterday

Either way I'm still eating

Yet I now have a nice goose egg yes

A good bump on the head

But I'm filling my stomach

Yeah and I just got home

After leaving my deposit with the porcelain throne

I unpacked my new acoustic Epiphone

The box says performance is our passion

And I intend on playing with it

A whole new realm of possibilities open

Now as I set aside my electric guitar again

I am not scared to sing but believe me

You maybe scared to listen

I'd hope you had a throne of your own to shit in

After my next performance

The gas will have you wishing

For more of this dance

And free energy swishing

Hey yeah I don't care if you take it all

I will just have to excrete more

And don't worry yourself I can always produce more

I promise to never hold your head under covers again

While farting and letting my free energy be spent