New poetry book or...

You're problems will soon disappear

I can just imagine how she's going to allow me my first coffee in silence as I will need to collect my thoughts. How she's going to massage my shoulders after I am half way through my second coffee, then sitting on the sofa, playing with our cats, telling them that their dad is a grouch in the morning and Psychcoma agreeing while trying to eat her fingers and her cat trying to defend her from my crazy cat.

After my second coffee is finished I'd put the dishes away that were left to dry and wipe down the counter. She'd then leave the two cats to fight it out while taking her morning shower and whatever else she needs to do in the bathroom. Her smile will sparkle seeing that the two cats have settled their differences and are now are friends laying together on the sofa and she will walk around to the back of my seat and cover my eyes with her soft hands and when I turn to look at her beautiful features she'll take my third coffee from me because I am only to have two.

I'll turn back to the screen of my Notebook and reach for my coffee that she is pouring down the sink and I'll just smile at my beautiful bride remembering what I'd said about only two coffee's in the morning and twist up my next smoke and go outside to smoke it before going next door to buy a coffee. Upon getting back inside from the winter bite and freezing temperature the she was not to pleased with yet if it meant being with me forever finally she'd accept that price. Once inside I try convincing her that this is only a tea made from the Columbian coffee bean, she'll smile and roll her eyes before pointing to the sink.

I'll quickly change the subject while drinking my Columbian coffee bean tea, looking at the most beautiful woman I've ever had the opportunity to make the acquaintance of, let alone marry. "Right, right," I will tell her "there is a well aged half bottle of Rye Whiskey under the sink."  I will then quickly make my way to the sofa and sit down carefully so not to wake the two cats.

After pouring the alcohol down the sink she'll turn around telling me while laughing, about the bad thing drinking too much coffee will do to a person. I will tell her that there should be some Dandelion tea somewhere and if she can find that I will drink that instead after being unable to convince her about the effects of having too much blood in my coffee system. The first brown paper bag she'll open will contain dried Raspberry leaves asking me "what is this?"

I will get off the sofa and walk over to the kitchen table and set my coffee down which she'll take a sip of while I look into the bag, telling her that "these will work. The tea is a stimulant like coffee and are good for female problems." With that being said she'll give me an evil glare and dump the rest of my coffee down the sink. "I can already tell I am going to have some female problems if you're going to keep pouring my coffee down the sink."  

 She'll punch me playfully in the shoulder before I explain that "seriously, when your experiencing menstrual cramping prepare a tea by steeping about one tablespoon of the dried herb for five minutes in a cup of hot water, strain and enjoy. Trust me you're problems will soon disappear." I will then twist another smoke before going outside.

"OH I see it only removes the problems us females have temporarily" she'll tell me sipping her tea when I walk through the door. I'll give her a sideways glance and she'll slyly smile from the sofa pointing to the counter where I'll have a tea steaming.

"I'll get to that after a shower" I'll tell her and make my way to the bathroom after collecting a change of clothes and putting them on the bed for when I exit the bathroom.