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Imagine: Using pick up lines again

Word Count: 176

Reminder: I didn't come up with these lines so...yeah...not taking credit for them.
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"Hey babe?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you religious?"

"What? Why are you asking that?"

"Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"You're using those stupid pick lines again?!"

"Do you have a band aid?"

"Why? Is something wrong?"

"Because I scraped my knee falling for you"

"Stop it."

"Do you have a map?"

"Why do you need a map? Are you going somewhere?"

"Because I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"Why are we going through this again? What is the point?!"

"I was feeling a little off today..."

"...I really don't want to reply but if I don't you will never leave me alone..."

"But you definitely turned me on."

"..."

"..."

"...Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."

"That's it! I'm done with you! I'm not reading or replying to your texts anymore! Yet, everyone calls me weird!"

"😂😂😆😇😘💙💙💙"

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Sorry for any spelling errors.

Also, this chapter has gone under editing so there will be a few changes.

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