The Signs + Mario Kart

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First place hoes - Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Seventh place hoes - Taurus, Gemini

Gets all the good items but still ends up loosing - Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Always slips on the banana peels and fake item boxes - Cancer

Ruthless hoe who uses the blue shell no matter whose team they on - Aries

Sorry about using the word hoe a lot. You're probably not a hoe, unless you sleep with hundreds people when you have a bf/gf. And if you do that, then... I'm just going to close my mouth now.

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