Aries: Strangles you and then throws you into a pond
Taurus: Follows you home and beats you to death with a baseball bat
Gemini: Goes into a blind rage and kills you without even knowing it
Cancer: Comes to your house and shoots you, is found crying over your dead body when the police arrive
Leo: Ruins your career, your love life, every relationship you've ever cherished, and laughs while they watch you suffer
Virgo: Hires a hitman to come after you
Libra: No longer sees the difference between right and wrong. Stabs you to death
Scorpio: Plays mind games. Makes you paranoid, makes you think they'll be coming for you at any moment. You'll eventually go insane
Sagittarius: Physically tortures you
Capricorn: Takes months planning your death, and just when you think they've moved on, they spring their trap
Aquarius: Brutally kills you, then justifies the murder in their head
Pisces: Poisons your food, then tells you every wrong thing you did while you die
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is written for fun. This book will tell you who you are. Some things might be true, some things might be false. It's just fun comparing who you are to what you're suppose to be by a book.
