This is written for fun. This book will tell you who you are. Some things might be true, some things might be false. It's just fun comparing who you are to what you're suppose to be by a book.
*spins around in chair* hello, and welcome to my piece of shit book called Zodiac Signs
Most bossy: Aries, Leo
Most romantic: Pisces, Libra
Most grumpy: Aries, Cancer
Most spontaneous: LEO, Aquarius, Aries
Most sassy: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus (Gemini maybe)
Most naughty: Aries, Scorpio, Virgo
Most serious: Gemini, Pisces, Capricorn
Most bitchy: Taurus, Leo, Virgo
Most dreamy: Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius
Most aggressive: A R I E S
Most sensitive: Virgo, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Most dominant: Taurus, Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn
Most scary when angry: Leo, Pisces, Capricorn
Most moody: Cancer, Libra, Gemini
Most creative: SAGITTARIUS, Aquarius, Pisces
Most royal: Leo
Most pervert: Taurus, Libra, Cancer
Most hardhearted: All <3
Most likely to be a millionaire: Capricorn, Gemini
Most flirtatious: Libra, Pisces
I was tagged by SawyerTheShipper_(now _-sawyer-_) a long time ago to state thirteen facts about me. Sawyer is such an amazing person and writer. I hope one day that you get to meet Dallon Weekes, bro
1.) I really hate emojis. It feels like whenever someone would text me one, they are lying about what they're truly feeling
2.) I know how to play guitar. Andukulele. And base. And base for steel drums. And the clarinet. And a little bit of piano
3.) I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life except learn how to play as many instruments as I can. I might become a music teacher like Sawyer
4.) I'm terrible at communicating with people. I don't text back and when I do, it would take forever. On a phone call, I never know what to say so there's this awkward silence. Same thing with real life conversations
5.) I really like making boondoggles
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Tell mewhat colors to do and I'll make them
6.) My first kiss was in Pre K with this asshole I met with again in 7th grade, the grade I am in now
7.) I was born in Virginia, currently living in New York
8.) Only child (and don't say that I'm lucky. I really want a little brother, but I don't think my 41 year old mother wants to reproduce another baby. We can always adopt, though)
9.) In fourth grade, I was introduced to technology. I found out that YouTube was a thing and that there were touchscreen phones
10.) The first CD that I ever bought with my own money was the Blurryface album. I think. If not, then DOAB and Badlands since I bought those two together
11.) I am older than two of my aunts. My grandfather, who lives in Puerto Rico, adopted three girls who are currently 10, 13, and 16. We see each other as cousins, though
12.) I have a really huge forehead. Some say that I look like a beluga whale
13.) There's this stuffed teddy or something that I've had ever since I was five. He sleeps with me every night to protect me from the demons that live under my bed and in my head
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I forgot was his name was. Pablo? I'm not sure
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. WAIT, BEFORE YOU GO
IT'S HAPPENING GUYS, IT'S HAPPENING
LIFE IS STRANGE: BEFORE THE STORM
IT'S COMING OUT ON AUGUST 31, THIS YEAR. I'M ALREADY CRYING. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GAME I'M TALKING ABOUT, WATCH THE PLAYTHROUGH FOR THE FIRST SEASON. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE TRAILER FOR THE SECOND SEASON, WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
