Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE WILL FEAST
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck me because I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants ! ! !
Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War
Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight ! ! ! ! !
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me
Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I right ? ? ?
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKERS
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kittens there are in my place ! ! !
I know I said no more notifications tonight on my creepypasta drawing book, but I started this chapter in school today. I decided to finish it and publish it to keep up with this book. Hope you like
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is written for fun. This book will tell you who you are. Some things might be true, some things might be false. It's just fun comparing who you are to what you're suppose to be by a book.
