The Signs After They Die

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Enjoy this picture of my best friend's cat sleeping on an empty pizza box

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Enjoy this picture of my best friend's cat sleeping on an empty pizza box

Aries: Rules hell

Taurus: Becomes a comet

Gemini: Starts a new life with no memories of the past one

Cancer: Goes to heaven

Leo: Starts a new life as a god

Virgo: Goes to hell

Libra: Stays on Earth as a ghost

Scorpio: Marries Aries

Sagittarius: Rules Heaven

Capricorn: Becomes a planet

Aquarius: Starts a new life in another constellation

Pisces: Becomes a mermaid

I ate a lot of cotton candy today and I feel so groooooosssss

Went to the mall yesterday and you guys already know what store I went to. I got a bunch of tank tops and buttons. We went to this other cool store where I bought the one and only A Fever You Can't Sweat Out album

Yes

The one album that I've been wanting to buy

Not only did I buy the album, but I bought a bunch of Pocky

It was a very good day, indeed

Honeybun and Cinnabon have flees and it's getting worse. My mother will take them to a shelter so that way they'll be taken care of and we'll adopt them. It was either that or adopting a dog. I reeeaaaallllllyyyyyy wanted a dog for the longest time, but I've grown attached to Honeybun and her baby. I can't just see them get worse every day and not do anything about it

I guess I'm never going to get a dog. At least I'll have them though

I love you guys and I hope you will all have a wonderful day

(Sorry if my wording is out of whack, my head is acting up)

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