Love and Irritations

I'm Done

My dreary domesticated days are done

Demanding diva is my new status

I've risen above the dirt and grime

No more just existing and slipping in slime

'Cause I'm done.

Put that in the scratch box

I'm done

Take a number, go suck on some rocks.

I'm done

Make an appointment, email me your request

If it suits me

I'll let you know as long as it gives me some zest.

I will let you know

If I will toss or throw

Your butt

Right out the door...

Don't expect a quick reply

I won't stress if you mope or cry

I don't care if you lose

And I definitely won't polish your shoes

I'm done

Put that in the scratch box

I'm done

Take a number if you want it done

I'm done

Put that in my outbox

Too bad, 'cause I'm done.