At Britney's house
I was sitting on her couch on my phone when her little four year old brother sat on the couch. I didn't pay any attention until Britney actually said something.
"Kyle, stop twerking at her!"
I look over at him and he was upside down and twerking.
A little later.
Kyle was sitting on my lap.
"What are those." He asked pointing at my earrings.
"They're my earrings."
"How do you take them off."
I showed him and then I put earrings back in.
"How to you have your like that." Kyle asked about my ponytail. I took out my hair and showed him how to put my hair back up.
"How do you have boobs?" Kyle looked up at me.
My eyes widened in surprise and I looked for Britney for help.
"Hey do you want to for walk?" I wasn't continuing that conversation.
On the walk
We walked and she took pictures and in one picture i wasn't paying attention and wasn't looking at the phone and I was talking so I looked high according to Britney.
A little later we heard some call my name. Then we saw people from my old class. I bolted to the trees to be away from the path. They continued to call my name and then one said love you to me and then said f*ck you to Britney.
"F*ck you too." She called after them.
I bolted down path because in awkward situations and am an immediate flight person.
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How I messed up
No FicciónThis are all based on real life. I may or may not change the names depends on how lazy I am. These all revolve around one to two people for da record. They are also in no particular order because I can't remember the very correct order. Oops.
