Do I even have to put these? I always fook up at school.
I have realized I'm dam invisible in almost half of my class especially my French class, I SIT FREAKING FRONT ROW! I mean I'm not mad. It's great when we were doing a thing where our teacher would give a sentence and we'd have to translate it into French. She was going up and down the rows and she accidentally skipped me. I thought it was dang Christmas, I didn't have to answer. Until my friend stops my teacher just to tell that she skipped me. Thanks Fdin.
Then in my gym class my teacher was talking to us and then called me out specifically. I prefer to be invisible.
Different time in gym
I was playing volleyball ball and messed up horribly. I muttered a few colourful words and when I hit the ball out of bounds. I definitely did not scream a swear. Shh.
Random fuck ups
I somehow hurt my hand twice today. Once by burning my finger with my kettle and the second time is I shut my sink tap off on my hand.
Stairs
My dad finally fixed my stairs and I didn't notice he took out the carpet so I didn't exactly walk down the stairs, I fell. I tumbled all the way to the basement.
I'm always in a rush at my schools. I literally run everywhere and sometimes sometimes my feet can't keep up. I mean I'm not the most coordinated person so when I'm running up the slipperiest stairs with eight books, my phone in my pocket and a tea holy crap that is never going to end well. It didn't. I fell, on my face and my phone fell down the steps and dropped my books. I was grabbing my books when some kind guy walking up the steps that saw everything decided to just say 'hey, dropped your phone'. He pointed at where it was and left. I knew where my dang phone was, and for the record it hurt.
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How I messed up
Non-FictionThis are all based on real life. I may or may not change the names depends on how lazy I am. These all revolve around one to two people for da record. They are also in no particular order because I can't remember the very correct order. Oops.
