We won
I was cheering at a football game for my high school. We won and everyone in my schools cheer started bolting towards the place we cheer our winning chant. So about twenty cheerleaders were bolting and the other schools cheerleaders got in the way because when I was running I heard from their cheerleaders was holy sh*t and the entire cheer squad moved out of the way.
Ka ka
Okay so at the Halloween dance my friend and I were having a very serious and in depth conversation about season four episode sixteen of 'The Walking Dead'. She asking what I would do if I was Carl's sister in the car scene, saying they would just hurt me instead. I replied saying I wouldn't be with Carl, Rick and them.
"Well what would you do if they tried to hurt Carl?"
Me being a little overprotective over my television show baby said. "You think I would let them hurt my child. If they tried anything I'm jumping out of bushes screaming 'KA KA MOTHERFUCKERS IMMA CROW!'. Honestly I would do this, I don't care if I get shot. They are not hurting Carl.
I HAVE AN OBSESSION. IM SORRY.
Teeth
I like candy. I was eating a fun dip when I heard this crack. I freaked out because I had just re-chipped my tooth. I chipped when I was ten. (Unimportant.) I couldn't get it fix until the next day. My family started asking stuff like 'what's the other guy look like?' 'I hope the other guy spent a long time in the penalty box.' 'Hey Rocky Bel Boa.' Thanks guys.
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How I messed up
Non-FictionThis are all based on real life. I may or may not change the names depends on how lazy I am. These all revolve around one to two people for da record. They are also in no particular order because I can't remember the very correct order. Oops.
