(HARLEY's POV)
"This one!" I point to the club on the left. Joker pulls on to a no parking area. "Let's go honey!" He laughs while stepping out from the car.
"Wait for me!" I follow behind him, smiling.
"Joker." He says to the man standing outside the door.
"You ain't on the list." The guard folds his arms.
"Oh he'll show you a list!" I say laughing. "Follow me." Mistah J says to the guard. Following my Puddin, he takes the guard to an alley way.
"Wanna see my list?" Mistah J kicks the guards legs, causing him to fall on his knees.
"More!" I say jumping."S-stop." The man says, but Puddin knees his head ; causing the man to pass out.
"Let's go Honey." Mistah J wraps his right arm around me. We walk inside the club, and Mistah J whispers something in my ear.
(JOKER's POV)
"Let's play around." I whisper, causing her to smile and walk over to the dance floor.
I see a man watching Harley. What the hell? Get him over here, I tell the man.
"Hey J, on behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and freshly say thank you. Making me good money, making you good money." He says, making me laugh in my mind.
"Are you sweet talking me?" I place my hand over mouth, then begin laughing. "I love this guy, he's so intense!" I see his eyes face over to Harley.
"You're a lucky man. She's a bad bitch." He says, making me... Angry.
"Oh she is." I go on talking, "THE ONE AND ONLY INFAMOUS HARLEY QUINN!" I whistle, calling her over to the table.
"Ohhh.. Come to daddy." She looks stunning.
"Puddin!" She laughs.
"You are my guest, to this handsome HONKA HONKA!" I point to the man who I now hate. "You.. Off to him now."
She sits on his lap, "you're cute." She says admiring his features. "You want me?"
No. She's mine.
"I ain't want no beef." The mans gets flustered.
"You want no beef? You want no beef!?" I mock him, Harley gets pissed.
"You don't want me? Fine! Don't waste my time then." Harley sits down, twirling her hair.
"Are you enjoying yourself?"
"I surely enjoyed." He says
"Oh that's right-" I shoot him, causing the whole club to flip out.
Quickly Harley throws gas bombs everywhere, as we escape to the lambo.We're driving through the night, passing all the cars.
We speed through the cars, laughing."COME ON PUDDIN! Do it!"
"Ohhhh... We have got company." He looks at me,
"Batsy, batsy, batsy."
Batman jumps on the roof of the car.
"STUPID BATS YOU'RE RUINING DATE NIGHT!" Harley yells, shooting the roof of the car with a gun.Suddenly we fall into the water.
"I CAN'T SWIM!!" Was the last thing I heard her say. You gotta get out of here Joker, can't go back in jail.I swim up to the shore, running as fast as I can. "See ya later honey!" I yell, she'll make it. I know she will.
(HARLEY's POV)
Save me Mistah J.
I feel lips onto mine, blowing air. Joker? I kiss him back, but Batman chokes me. Causing me to laugh.
"...where's my Puddin?" I ask Batman, as he holds me in cuffs."He left. Ran away. The only place you're going is prison." He says and my heart sinks to the floor.
A tear falls. He.... Left?
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FanfictionMistah J cradled me in his arms, "I missed you." He mumbles. "Me too Puddin." He gets closer to my face...