(JOKER's POV)
Waking up, I see Harley wrapped around my like a snake. Unraveling myself, I quickly head towards the kitchen. I look at the clock, 6:00am. Early.
"Hmmmm... How do I do this?" I look through the fridge for food. I should probably buy some first.
First I need to disguise myself if I'm going to the market.
Heading to my secret area, I grab the dark brown hair spray can. Spraying it in my hair, I go into this booth ; which makes me look 'normal', it gives me facial hair and eyebrows and ect. What to wear... Firstly I look in the mirror, if Harley had never changed - is this what she would've wanted?
Looking in my closet I pick out a black outfit.
Going to the market, I purchase:
Eggs, biscuits, bacon, and other home supplies.
"Will this be all for you today?" The cashier asks.
Before I answer, I remember that I must have a 'normal' voice.
"Yes, thank you." I reply, trying to be as normal as possible.
"Okay, your total will be $198.30." He says and I pay with $200.00
"Keep the change." I say grabbing my bags and receipt, putting on my sunglasses ; I head right out the store then into my newly purchased lambo.
"Hey there cutie." A prostitute comes up to my window.
"I have a fiancé." I say, rolling my window up.
Driving away, I sigh.
. . .
Entering the house with the bags, Harley stands in the living room with her eyes puffy.
"Pu-" she looks at me for a brief second.
My accent kicks back in, "what's wrong Honey?" I ask. "I thought you left me, but first... Why are you dressed like this?" She asks, scanning me from head to toe.
"New look?" I smile.
"I liked your green hair though... Why are you trying to change yourself?" She asks.
"I'm not, it was just a costume for today-"
"Oh okay, you look handsome." She says rubbing her eyes, then heading into the bathroom.
Handsome?
Does she like me better like this or... Like how I really am?
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Sucker For Pain ✔
FanfictionMistah J cradled me in his arms, "I missed you." He mumbles. "Me too Puddin." He gets closer to my face...
