Sucker For Pain ✔

Chapter 70

(JOKER's POV)

Helping her out from the car, we go hand in hand into the outdoor reception. Everyone is here already. How did they beat us? "I love you." She says, smiling at me.

"I love you more." I say.

"I love you the most." She replies, feeling like she's beaten me.

Laughing, I quickly try to stir something up. "I love you times infinity."

Harley looks at me while pouting. "Fine you win." I say.

"Yay!" She kisses me cheek and we head towards our seat. There's a stage with a mic stand.

(HARLEY's POV)

Puddin suddenly goes onto the dark brown wooded stage. He taps on the mic. "Testing, okay hello! Now that I have all of your attention, I would like to say something to my lovely, gorgeous bride."

Everyone sits down, as do I.

"When I first laid my eyes upon you, my first thought was.. hey. This girl is quite easy to play with, but the more and more I started to be with you- that all changed. I found myself falling for this girl, this beautiful girl who fell for such a monster. She risked her life to be with me. Now I'm repaying her... by loving and cherishing her with my heart. Sometimes I wonder why, why I'm such a lucky man to be with someone... as special as you are. I love you. I will always, always! I love you Harley Quinn!" He says and I quickly wipe the tears.

Everyone claps, some of the guest are tearing up as well. Hopping up onto the stage, Puddin sits down on the chair beside mines.

"Hiya everyone. This speech is dedicated to my husband. Walking down the Asylum, I saw this man. Intriguing as hell, I decided to interview him. The more and more I interviewed him, I began falling for him. The lies he told me, I didn't care much about. The only person I cared about was him. He's an amazing man, he some times just doesn't realize it. I remember all the times I've pushed myself to be with him, even if he didn't want me there... I stood in the corner waiting for him to want me. I love him. I love you Puddin. I'll always be here for yah." Stepping down, Puddin kisses me on my lips.

"Thank you." He says in a whisper tone.

Ivy begins to go up to the stage.

"When I first met you Red, you flat out told me that you were buying a gun for the Joker. Luckily, you got the gal that was also a villain. Anyways, you're my best friend. Even though I tried to end your relationship, I did it in a selfish reason. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to you to J. All the fun times we've had were amazing Harley. I'm glad I spent it with you and Cat. Thank you." She says, while rubbing one of her tears away.

Lex Luther quickly runs up to the stage. "Hey everybody!! This is to my man J. When we first met bud, we were working on a project. That was cool. I kinda forgot what I was going to say but.... hey! If you two ever get into a fight, J- I know the best bar. If she kicks you out, I got a sofa waiting for yah." He says while laughing a bit.

Puddin laughs with him.

. . .

As the night passed, Puddin asks me to dance with him. "Okay." I say while smiling.

Music begins to play. (The music above)

He wraps his arms around me, we twirl around with the music. Puddin twirls me around in a circle. Laughing and smiling, I kiss him. Everyone around us begins to dance with us.

Cat and Lex are dancing too. They would be cute. I think.

Puddin and Lex begin to start a dance circle. Hopping in, I throw myself at Puddin. He picks me up and spins me into the air.

I scream in joy.

. .  .

Everyone has finally settled, "cake!!!" Cat yells, pointing to the cake.

(JOKER's POV)

Holy shit! That cake is big. There are lights everywhere surrounding the outdoor/indoor reception. Harley goes over to me while smiling.

Cat hands us the cake cutter. "Thank you." I mumble.

Harley and I both place our hands on the cake cutter, slowly we cut a piece from the cake. I grab a fork and a plate.

Placing the piece on the plate. I take a bit off and feed it to Harley. "Mmmmm!" She says with wide eyes.

"Lemme try." I say, and Harley shares some with me.

My reaction is the same as hers. "Everyone, try this!" I yell with delight.

As the night ended, Harley has changed into a beautiful white knee high lace dress. Her hair is up into a slick ponytail.

We walk hand in hand to the white lambo awaiting us. Cat and Ivy say their final words to Harley before we go on our honeymoon.

"Don't forget to use a condom." I hear Cat say.

Grinning, I head over to Lex- who picks me up. "I'm gonna miss you man! Have fun. The honeymoon is gonna be great I bet." He says.

"I hope she likes it." I laugh.

"Me too man." He says, dropping me.

I walk back to Harley who is already ready. Everyone begins to throw rice at us. We make our way into the car. I open the door for her and she hops in. Running to the other side, I start the car.

Airport here we come.