Sucker For Pain ✔

Chapter 30

(Authors note: Hey!! Sorry I haven't been updating as much as I used to, I just miss seeing your comments; because it's what keeps me motivated. So please comment your opinions and everything like that!!:D)

JOKER's POV)

"You still awake...?" I whisper to my Honey. She's fast asleep, looking at the clock ; it's 4:25am.
I try removing her body off of mine, since she hugged me like a snake last night.

I promise nothing strange happened last night.

Getting up, I look at her on the bed. "I love you."
I quickly change into my 'human' outfit, grabbing my keys I head out the door.

It's Christmas Eve.

Sitting in the car, I get a call. "We found the last one sir, it was feeding off of dead animal. It was disgusting. But we caught them, and brought them back to us. Don't worry, they're still little. So they can be trained to be fierce warriors." He says.

"Okay, do you think I can pick them up today?" I ask.

"Yes, their getting their shots right now- so you can get them in about an hour or so." He says.

"Okay, I'll run to get Harley a gift real quick then I'll go and get them both." I say.

"Sounds good sir." He says as I hang up.

(HARLEY's POV)

Waking up, the morning light is beaming on me from the window. Stretching my body on the bed, I look beside me ; only to find... no one.

He's probably working on something.

Getting up, I do my daily morning routine. Walking towards the living room, I see... mess.

Cleaning, my phone begins ringing. "Hello?" I ask.

"Hey Red, it's me. Ivy. I was thinking maybe you, me, and Cat should have a girls night out ; since it is Christmas Eve." Ivy says.

"Hmmmm.... I was planning on spending time with Mistah J, but he's busy.. so I guess we can! I can always spend Christmas with him." I say, walking over to my closet.

"Great! Let's go to the bar or something, you choose. I'll pick you up later, noon?" She asks.

"For sure!" I say, changing into casual clothes.

"See ya later, Red." She says, hanging up.

I quickly type a text to my Fiancé. Gosh. I sure do love saying, "my fiancé." I murmur.

The text reads: I'm going out with the girls for today, hope you don't mind!

He quickly replies, sounds good Honey. Want me to pick you up tonight?

I reply, no, it's fine! I think Ivy's gonna drive, thanks though. I love you Puddin. xoxo

He replies: I love you too, xoxo

Looking at myself in the mirror, I remember that Puddin said to look 'normal' just so people don't find out my real identity ; and send me back to prison.

I change into different clothing, putting on makeup ; my outfit is: white shirt, dark brown cardigan, black ankle boots, and black skinny jeans.

My hair is bleached blonde right now... because of the machine I went in, it fixed my skin color and everything. It also straightened my hair.

I actually... love the way I look. But!!! Only for when I don't do criminal things.

My thinking causes me to smirk.

Suddenly, I hear a crash in the living room. Running downstairs, I see... Batman.

As I'm about to grab my bat, I remember that he can't know my identity.

"What the hell!!! My ceiling! You're going to pay for that, right!?" I yell, acting as if I wasn't a criminal.

"Oh I'm sorry, Ms-" he says.

I quickly begin thinking for a new name.

"Margo." I say.

"Ms.Margo, I'm deeply sorry. I thought a criminal lived here." He says, looking up at the ceiling.

"Which criminal?" I raise an eyebrow.

"That's classified."

"Well, if I see them ; I can maybe point them out. Then I can call you if I see them." I say.

"Harley Quinn, and The Joker."

"The infamous couple!?" I gasp, trying not to laugh.

"Apparently."

"Well, I haven't seen them... so. I have to go in a little, I have to run errands." I mutter.

"Oh sorry for the hold. I'll fix your roof." He says, and I leave.

I quickly text Puddin as I'm in my pure black lambo.

The text reads: guess who showed up at our home?